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FanFic Flakes, Slayer Smacks and other lesbi-friendly cereals

Perhaps you’ve heard by now that Roald Dahl publisher Puffin has inked a deal with UK supermarket chain Asda to print Dahl’s classics (The BFG, The Twits, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach, Matilda, etc.) on the back of cereal boxes instead of games and advertisements. I never stop reading, so the Dahl news excited me beyond the telling of it. It also made me think about what else might be fun to read on the back of my cereal box while I enjoy breakfast. My mind immediately jumped to fan fiction. And from there, well, see for yourself:

Imagine this: You wake up every morning, pour yourself a bowl of cereal, and sit down to read the latest installment of your favorite fan fiction. Serial fan fiction. It’s like a shipper’s dream come true. Breakfast with Brittana!

On the back of Slayer Smacks, I envision all kinds of kung fu diagrams, different sorts of moves you can practice to protect yourself from evil. Maybe some collector’s boxes featuring all of our favorite Buffyverse characters. And just imagine the toys inside!

Sort of like Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans. Maybe they’ll be bogey-flavored. Maybe they’ll be poisoned. Not knowing is half the fun!

I don’t know a single Strangers in Paradise reader who doesn’t want to wake up with Katchoo. Here’s your chance!

I don’t know what to tell you about Naomios except that if you don’t think this cereal box is the greatest thing you’ve ever seen, I don’t think I want to know you.

Do you have any other ideas for lesbi-friendly cereals? Which of these would you like to have for breakfast?

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