Morning Brew – Tues. August 28: Sarah Paulson is not dating Jessica Lange, is still awesome; Calzona’s fate when “Grey’s” returns

Good morning!

I feel like I’ve been away forever and missed so many lesbian things. I mean, in one week, Rosie had a heart attack and got married. That’s how long I’ve been gone.

Tipping the Velvet actress Rachel Stirling said she found it hard to be taken seriously as an actress after she took part in the lesbian film.

It was a brilliant project and I don’t regret it, but there wasn’t a lot of aftercare and the long-term effects weren’t considered. Nobody sat down and said that you might find it hard to be taken seriously as an actor afterwards. So when the producer of Tipping The Velvet said, “We chose you because we knew you’d swing naked from the nearest chandelier,” I should have realised he wasn’t offering me the role because I was deeply important and talented.

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Well that’s bollocks, Rachel. I’m sure many other women were up for the challenge of swinging nude from chandeliers.

A source close to Miley Cyrus says she loves lesbians, in case you wondered. Know who else does? Vice President Joe Biden.

The Enquirer is falsely reporting that Jessica Lange is going gay for her American Horror Story co-star Sarah Paulson. But wouldn’t it be awesome if she did?

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Speaking of Sarah, here’s a video of her discussing her amazing work in this year’s Game Change, for which she was nominated for an Emmy.

Ellen and Portia sold their Malibu home (the one that was featured in Architectural Digest) for $13 million dollars. They earned a profit of $1 million after buying it from Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and doing some work on it. Oh to be in a room with them all.

Out model Catherine McNeil has reportedly removed her “RR” tattoo for ex Ruby Rose. She supposedly has a boyfriend now, too. Don’t kill the messenger!

Over in the UK, X-Factor has begun a new season and lesbian contestant Lucy Spraggan says she hopes that being on the show will get her chicks. I mean, it will!

We were just talking about this in Pop Theory! Salon has a great piece about existing in lesbian spaces. I won’t even be offended if you leave now and just read that for the rest of the morning.

When Grey’s Anatomy returns at the end of September, Arizona better be alive, and that’s all I am going to say. I’m looking at you, Shonda Rhimes. The show’s creator told EW:

I can’t say anything other than [Callie and Arizona’s arc] is interesting. There’s a big story this year in the Callie camp – but that’s all I’m going to say.

Check out the new music video from Wojcik which is A LESBIAN ZOMBIE MUSIC VIDEO. Dreams come true, thanks to Hailey Wojcik. The song rules, too.

Today in Lesbianish TV: *The Ellen DeGeneres Show, *Rachel Maddow on The Wendy Williams Show, Talking Liberally with Stephanie Miller (Current 9 a.m.), The Kids Are All Right (HBO Signature 10:30 a.m.), *Pretty Little Liars marathon (ABC Family 11 a.m.), The Bold and the Beautiful (CBS 1:30 p.m.), *The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.),, *Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 2 p.m.), Glee Live in Concert (HBO Family 3:50 p.m.), Pretty Persuasion (Starz Cinema 6:20 p.m.), Republican National Convention coverage hosted by Rachel Maddow (MSNBC 7 p.m.), *Bump! (Logo 7 p.m.), Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family 8 p.m.), White Collar (USA 9 p.m.), *Chopped (Food Network 9 p.m.), *Degrassi marathon (TeenNick 9:30 p.m.), Chelsea Lately (E! 11 p.m.), Iron Chef America (Cooking Channel 11 p.m.), *The Real L Word (Showtime2 11 p.m.) and Big Brother After Dark (Showtime2 midnight) (Thanks Roni!)

*Denotes a rerun