Shag, Marry, or Dump: The women of “American Horror Story”

Last week, American Horror Story kicked off its second season with what I assume was a lot of blood and guts and terrifying Ryan Murphy-esque continuity murder. I say “assume” because I am the biggest pansy in Pansy Town and therefore cannot even watch a trailer for this show. (Even so, Elaine Atwell‘s recaps are glorious.) What I do know about AHS is that it features four favorites this year, so it’s time to put them to the Shag, Marry, or Dump (or Mistress!) test. Who do you choose between Clea Devall, Chloe Sevigny, Sarah Paulson, and Jessica Lange?

(*Based on research conducted by me when I surveyed myself.)

Last week’s Nashville winners:

Shag: Hayden Panettiere
Marry: Connie Britton
Dump: Clare Bowen

Tell us who you’re voting for this week in the comments!