Morning Brew – Thurs. Jan 3: Kelly Clarkson gets hit on by hot lesbians, Ke$ha talks bisexuality with “Seventeen”

Good morning!

Check out this video of a Bomb Girls photoshoot. I hope you lucky Canadians enjoyed Season 2’s premiere last night.

Ke$ha spoke about her bisexuality with Seventeen magazine, which I would have loved to read when I had a subscription to the mag back in the day. The pop star said:

I don’t love just men. I love people. It’s not about a gender. It’s just about the spirit that exudes from that other person you’re with.

Serious props to her for bringing sexuality up in a teen magazine.

Sandra Bernhard is going to guest star on The Neighbors as a driver’s ed teacher. I still won’t watch that show.

Kelly Clarkson says all the lesbians that hit on her are babes.

I mean, I get hit on by the hottest girls ever. Oh, my god, if I were a lesbian, I would be so in luck. But it’s not just my thing. I’ve always battled for the boys’ team.

If you have the balls to hit on Kelly Clarkson after all the “I’m not a lesbian” press she does, I salute you.

Photo from NBC/Getty

Can you imagine Drew Barrymore as the lesbian lead in Chasing Amy? In this Funny or Die video about her career, Joey Lauren Adams reveals she took over the role when Drew didn’t sign on.

This Portlandia clip is called “Spoiler Alert” for a reason. But if you’re up to date on your shows, it shouldn’t be a problem.

Heather Hogan will be taking over the Brew for me tomorrow and all next week while I’m out in L.A. at the Television Critics Association conference, trying to eek out lesbian information. It’s a rough job, but I’m up for the task.

Today in Lesbianish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Talking Liberally with Stephanie Miller (Current 9 a.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), *Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 2 p.m.), Jane Velez-Mitchell (HLN 7 p.m.), The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Starz Cinema 7:20 p.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.) and Heavenly Creatures (Flix 10 p.m.) (Thanks Roni!)