You just want to be loved. A lot. You want to be loved a lot.
You have a superiority complex and “Gryffindor” paraphernalia.
You have pretentious coffee table books that no one ever reads.
You are too loud at parties.
You fart and blame it on the dog.
Jack Russell Terriers
You say bitchy stuff then play it off with “JUST KIDDING.” Everyone knows you’re not kidding.