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AfterEllen’s Gift Guide for the Gay Girl 2015

For the sixth year in a row, we’ve compiled a guide to the kinds of gifts you’ll want to give and receive this holiday season. We have 17 pages of ideas based on the kind of gay girl you might just be buying for this year. Is your wife into adventure? Your best friend a newly-minted baby dyke? Maybe you’re looking to put some things on your wish list-we can help you, too. Whether you’re a fan of comic books, food, film or just want something more fun than the typical Christmas fare, we guarantee you’ll find at least one thing you’d be happy to unwrap this December.

As always, we encourage you to seek out lesbian/bi-owned businesses to purchase from if you can! And if you are looking for a day to shop at such establishments, might we suggest during our second annual LezBiBuy on December 5th?

Happy gifting!

Harleys and fixies and dirt bikes, oh my! This gal loves them all. She might be butch, femme, or anywhere in between, but whether she’s rocking flannel or frills under her armored jacket, she’s hell on anything with two wheels. Her dream date is a long ride through winding mountain roads, with you either on the back of her bike or cruising by her side. Outdoorsy yet stylish, she loves the wind in her hair and going new places, but she’s sensible about balancing adventure with safety. You probably can’t afford to buy her the classic Triumph of her dreams, but you can still show that you care.

Scissoring bandana. Can a girl who loves to bike ever have too many bandanas? Science may never know the answer. This adorable and affordable accessory will keep her hair smooth under her helmet while also reminding her about all the awesome queer sex you’re having, have had, or hope to one day have with her. Or if she’s not dating you or otherwise booed up, she can wear it out and about to let the ladies know she’s both stylish and Sapphically inclined. ($9.99)

Bicycle pint glass. There’s nothing like a glass of beer at the end of a long day riding, and in my experience, the Venn diagram of “queer women who are into bikes” and “queer women who are into craft beer” is a near-perfect circle. Pour a Fat Tire or a Chainbreaker IPA into it for added beer-and-bike synchronicity, then kick back and snuggle. ($12.00)

Musguard removable bike fender. This flexible, rollable mud guard combines style and function in a way she won’t be able to resist. It keeps dirt off her duds, attaches without tools, and can be rolled up to fit in her purse or pocket. Plus, it comes in lots of bright colors! Could “bike fender code” be the new “hanky code”? Front fender means top, back fender means bottom…. ($30.00)

Riding gloves. A queer lady’s hands are important to her. They’re her canvas for gorgeous nail art, her tools for changing flat tires, and useful for… lots of other things (fingerbanging). Let her know that you care about her digits and don’t want them getting chapped or sunburned. Nothing says “I’ve been thinking about your hands a lot” like an awesome pair of lined, waterproof gloves that are still flexible enough to maneuver in (NOT fingerbanging-you will ruin the leather). ($89.99)

A really hot leather jacket. Let’s be honest: At least 10% of the fun of being a biker is getting to wear motorcycle gear and look like a sexy, intimidating badass. If she doesn’t have a leather jacket already, she needs one. If she has one, she could probably use another. Depending on how much you want to spend, you can get styles with removable armor, waterproof liners, vents, and lots of other cool features to make riding comfortable and safe. Plus, when you’re out with her you can borrow it and look amazing. ($209.99)

Bonus gift: Basic Rider Course-for you. Learn to ride safely, get yourself a motorcycle, then plan a romantic and exciting road trip together! (unlimited)

—Lindsay King-Miller

With the rise of geek culture, the Comic Book Craver is now more prevalent than ever. She’s the girl surrounded by trade paperbacks, working late into the night sewing her own Harley Quinn costume. She’ll spend hours debating Marvel vs. DC and will drag you to the movies every time a superhero flick comes out. Treat her some nerd swag below and maybe it’ll make up for the time you spilled coffee on her hardcover copy of Batwoman: Elegy. JK, nothing will make up for that, you monster!

The Secret History of Wonder Woman by Jill Lepore. Did you know that the man who created Wonder Woman was a polyamorous psychologist who invented the lie detector? Follow the history of the greatest female superhero ever in this fascinating look at Wonder Woman. Lepore tracks Wonder Woman’s history from her inception to her role in the Women’s Movement to her present day status. A must-have for the Themysciran in your life! ($10.59)

Anything That Loves: Comics Beyond “Gay” and “Straight” edited by Charles “Zan” Christensen. Show support for the bisexual nerd in your life with this fabulous anthology about bisexuality. Featuring work from artists like Erika Moen, Kate Leth and Tania Walker, this collection is funny, heartfelt, and guaranteed to hit you right in the bi feels. Published by Northwest Press (the premier publisher of LGBT comics and graphic novels) the royalties for this book go to PRISM Comics, a nonprofit for LGBT comic creators, artists, and readers. ($29.99)

Womanthology: Heroic edited by Jessica Hickman. Shopping for a comic geek can be intimidating: how do you know what issues they have or don’t have? Do they like or hate this character/artist? Cover your bases with this fantastic Kickstarted anthology that features work from over 140 women! Sales of the book go to benefit various charities on Global Giving, so you’re basically a superhero for buying it. ($36.12)

Rocket Raccoon Hooded Tank. It is a truth universally acknowledged that lesbians love tank tops and hoodies, and this top is both! Indulge your nerdy lady with this adorable, cosplay-friendly Rocket Raccoon hooded tank. It even comes with a tail, you guys. For more femme-leaning geeks, they sell adorable skirts and dresses, as well as Star Wars and Dr. Who-themed apparel to satisfy all styles of geekery. ($40.00)

Marvel Retro Gym Bag. This bag is not only adorkable, but it’s handy as well. Perfect for book shopping or a weekend trip to Comic-Con, this bag will hold everything you need AND let the world know you’re a comics fan. I really want this bag, is what I’m saying. Someone buy this for me. ($47.97)

—Chelsea Steiner

Baby dykes are like baby deer-adorable, stumbling, doe-eyed creatures that are out and ready to explore the bush. Here are few inexpensive gift ideas that will have them fawning over you in no time.

Junior Lesbian Ranger Handbook. This is one of the best holiday presents I received as a young buck (equipped with a patch that was perfect for my denim vest) from Come As You Are, a feminist co-operative sex shop located in Toronto. Although they don’t carry it in store anymore, C.A.Y.A. has a great variety of how-to books for lady-loving that you’ll both appreciate. Visit the good folks at Finger In The Dyke to get your hands on one of these hilarious guides. ($18.05)

Gay graphic tee. She’s finally out of the closet and wants everyone to know it! Why don’t you get her a sweet graphic tee that sends a message? Sites like Threadless and stores like BANG ON have a variety of fun LGBT designs, like this one by Katie Campbell. (Bonus points if you can make your own design and screen print it on a baseball tee. Thoughtful gifts that include inside jokes are where it’s at.) ($12.00-$20.00)

Scissor charm necklace. Nothing says you’re a new member Twisted Sister like a scissor charm necklace! Perfect for a stylish girl with a sense of humor, there are tonnes of options on Etsy so you can match it to taste. Most vendors will advertise that they’re for hairdressers and seamstresses, but we know better. we know better. ($15.00-$50.00)

Crass Stitches. There’s no need for her to hide her L Word box set when people come over anymore. In fact, you’ve noticed a change her décor. (Where did all those Georgia O’Keeffe prints come from?) Add to her fabulous feminist collection with one of these Crass Stitches and help her display her interests with flair. These charming designs are available at Ransack The Universe, or from the artist’s Etsy store. She even takes requests! ($20.00-$25.00)

#LoveWins Phone Case. This year marked nationwide legalized same-sex marriage in the United States (FINALLY) and #LoveWins became the most viral hashtag of all time. Help her flaunt her new found pride with a stylish phone case from Zero Gravity, available at Urban Outfitters. The great thing is 10% of the proceeds for every case sold goes to The Trevor Project, a non-profit organization that provides services to LGBTQ youth in America. ($35.00-$40.00)

—Natasha Negovanlis

A person doesn’t need an epicure’s palate to be a foodie. Whether your ladylove is paleo, gluten-free, vegan-adjacent (like me) or desperately needs her bacon to function in life, these gifts will surely hit the spot because, hey, we all need to eat!

Custom Foodie Blog. As JLo has made abundantly clear, love don’t cost a thing. So you don’t have to loosen your purse strings to give a thoughtful holiday gift. Show your lady that you love her food critiques and want to spend time with her by helping her design her own foodie blog! (free with additional upgrade options)

Get it Girl Mug. Some studies show that drinking coffee can actually be good for you by revving up one’s metabolism, increasing long and short-term memory and even guarding against gout. Gout! Consider gifting your lady a ceramic chalice bearing the statement “Get It, Girl” for her morning brew. ($18.00)

Foodie Dice. If you’re lucky enough to have a lady who cooks for you but you need a way to gently let her know that you’d like her to add some variety to the menu, try spicing it up with foodie dice! With over 186,000 possible combinations gambling on dinner will ensure you never get bored. ($24.00)

Pizza Bikini. You’re welcome! ($35.00)

Cat Cora Cookbook Collection. Out chef Cat Cora has three popular cookbooks filled with numerous yummy dishes. Some of Cora’s delicious recipes include: Greek Style Nachos (in Cat Cora’s Classics with a Twist), Baby Greens and Figs Stuffed with Gorgonzola Cheese (in Cooking from the Hip) and Orange Scented Almond cookies (in Cat Cora’s Kitchen). ($25.00 a piece or $65.00 for all three)

—Bridget McManus

If you are shopping for a High Maintenance Femme, congratulations-you are officially the world’s most patient partner. While its true, they are not always easy to please, they do appreciate the thoughtfulness behind gifts given to them, as long as they are purchased from their list or cause their friends to be sick with envy.

Monthly wine delivery. Yes, this is a thing and has the potential to be the most epic gift you will buy your HMF EVER. Choose from different packages depending on the type of wine or the region it is from and your girl will get two different bottles of wine per month, sent directly to her house. I really can’t think of anything better. ($30.00-$70.00 per month)

Expensive perfume. It’s important for your HM femme to not only look her best, but to smell her best too. Give her a bottle of Chanel No. 5 perfume so she can smell irresistible, in style. ($125.00)

Diamond earrings. There really is no better gift for a high maintenance femme than diamonds. Whether they are in earrings, a necklace or sprinkled on top of a salad, you will see the shine in her eye with these beauties. ($299.99)

Designer handbag. Let’s be honest: We all love having a femme girl around because she has a purse and is usually willing to carry all of your stuff, too, so why not make sure she is carrying all your belongings in style? Trust me: One can never go wrong with Michael Kors! ($398.00)

Day at the spa. Being a femme can be exhausting (or so I hear!), so why not treat your girl to a relaxing day at the spa? She can relax with a massage, facial, maybe a mani/pedi-the options are endless. Find a local spa near you and ask what types of packages they have. You will thank me for this one. (prices vary depending on the package)

—Erin Faith Wilson

This chick right here is so annoying in 2015. She’s the one sending you all those Facebook event invitations to that super gay movie your local LGBT film festival just missed out on a few months ago that’s now playing at that out-of-the-way theater downtown. Unfortunately she’s also part of your group chats, and while she’s more than intelligent enough to understand that the majority of the group does not care to watch these films, she’s still going to pop the details in there if there isn’t an event page. But she’s also THE girl to have on your team if you’re participating in a very specific bar trivia night, and the best person to turn to if the advice you really want is, “No, you shouldn’t settle! Your ‘one’ is out there. You know, like in the movies?” Or on the off chance that despite all of the above you think she is the one, well you can expect her to be crazy romantic. At first. But when she falters, and she will, at least you can yell, “What happened to cherishing me every day of our lives?! You know, like they say in your movies!”

Ticket to Carol: With release dates of as early as late November in the U.S. and UK and mid-December in Canada and elsewhere (sorry to all you folks having to wait until 2016!), Carol is the perfect early gift. Who wouldn’t want to catch a film that is led and supported by amazing actresses, is getting rave reviews, and just so happens to have a touch of the holidays to it as well? ($8.00-$10.00)

Go to the theater with her. Yes, she likes to watch really obscure films. Yes, sometimes the quality of those films is questionable. Okay, yes, they often play in select theaters only, or are in town for just the one day. But she lives for this! It’s not fair that she has to try so hard to get a friend or two to come along, only to shoulder the blame if they don’t really like her pick (because they never praise her when she gets it spot-on!). Sometimes she even goes alone. Your presence, whether platonic or something more, would be the cherry on top of her ultimate movie experience. That is, as long as you don’t intend to talk or text through it. Oh, and you’re paying. ($15.00-$30.00)

Gift cards for showtime snacks. Movie tickets aren’t cheap, and neither are food and drinks at the theater. Chances are if she has to pick between paying for snacks or using that money to watch yet another movie, she’ll take the second option any day of the week (except for Tuesdays). But movies really are better with popcorn and pop, so treat this special lady. Just make sure to have her swear on her Netflix account that she won’t use the money on more movies. ($25.00-$100.00)

The complete queer works of Julianne Moore. All hail Julianne Moore! Now a cinephile like the one you’re shopping for will appreciate a lot more than just Julianne’s queer roles, but you’ll be tugging at all the right heart strings by making her various loves collide. With that said, these are the five to snag: The Hours, The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, Chloe, The Kids Are All Right, and Freeheld (leave her an IOU note for this last one). And remember, you always say more with Moore. ($45.00-$65.00)

Trip to the Gerda Wegener exhibit in Ishøj, Denmark: She’s going to absolutely fall in love with Gerda Wegener‘s artwork after watching The Danish Girl. But the film will also leave her longing for more info on the real Gerda, as well as for a chance to feast her eyes on Gerda’s more risqué work, which often depicted sexual relationships between women. Already thinking ahead, the Arken Museum of Modern Art in Ishøj, Denmark is hosting what they’re calling “the biggest exhibition so far of the work of this pioneering artist” until May 16, 2016. With airfare, meals and stay, this is a bit of a pricey one. But isn’t she worth it? ($1250.00-$1500.00)

Daniela Costa

I have two confessions to make before we dive in: 1) This is basically a list of things I love/want. 2) This was almost a list of all Orphan Black related things before I realized what was happening. But don’t worry: These things are good because I’m a Totally Gay TV Nerdette myself, so if I like it, chances are so will the fangirl in your life. Also, because I learned that pretty much anything can be Orphan Black related if you want it to be, and conversely, almost anything OrphanBlack related probably has something similar for someone else’s favorite show.

Orphan Black comic book. One thing that’s great about the stories we’re told on television today they’re not one-platform/one-medium stories anymore. Between prequel novels and in-between webisodes, there’s more to consume than the ~45 minute a week you see on the boobtube. Some shows, like Orphan Black, are even doing comic book tie-ins. So buy your sestra her favorite clone’s issue, or get the girl you make crazy science with Volume I. Lezbehonest-anything with Tatiana Maslany‘s face(s) on the cover is the gift that keeps on giving. ($3.99-$19.99)

Funko Pop! figurines. Because what TV fan wouldn’t want a pint-sized version of their favorite character of their very own? And it’s not just badass comic book characters turned TV characters like Black Canary. You can have your own miniature Alex Vause or even Charlie from Supernatural. Whoever you’re buying for, there’s probably a Funko for them and their favorite show. This can also be a fun way to make your favorite femslash characters stand closer to each other than they ever would on their show. ($12.50)

Fandom gear. Sites like Redbubble and Etsy have a ton of fan-made fandom gear, from shirts to totes to phone and laptop cases. The fan-made part is key, because it means you can find those inside tumblr jokes or one-off lines that the people who make official merch might not pick up on as something we’d want on a T-shirt. (I used Carmilla as a link example because it was Christmas-themed, but they have some fun official merch, too.) From back-in-the-day ships like Willow and Tara, to barely-a-year-old ship Clexa, to femslash ships like Swanqueen, if you can dream it, you can find it. ($10.00-$500.00)

Chromecast. Y’all, Chromecast changed my life. I love binging shows on Netflix, or catching up with what my DVR couldn’t handle on Hulu, but I don’t love not being able to peruse the internet from my laptop at the same time. Also, watching a show on a laptop with another person isn’t easy. Even if you’re watching with someone you can get all snuggly with, you have to figure out where to put the laptop so you can both see it, how to shift around without knocking it off the bed, or where to position it so you won’t trip over the cord when you get up for another beer. Chromecast (or something similar) allows you to stream from your laptop or phone ONTO YOUR TV. Be free to browse, snuggle or roam to your heart’s content! If you thought you liked watching Pipex make out two inches from your face, wait until you see it on a much bigger screen. ($35.00)

Blanket Wrap. While an official Snuggie or Slanket would do, because it says to your friend or loved one, “Hey, I want you to be cozy while you stay in the same position for an entire weekend while you catch up on Person of Interest before it comes back in January,” why not take it a step further and customize it to their show of choice? Get them something cozy to wear while re-watching Pretty Little Liars that lets their arms be free for writing down clues or adjusting their murder-board when they have a new suspect. Give them something they can bury their head in when Skye and Simmons are kissing anyone except each other but also gives them the freedom to clap giddily when Nomi and Amanita are on screen, physically hold their eyeballs open when Viola Davis is kissing Famke Janssen, or throw popcorn at the TV when man is being an arse to Agent Peggy Carter. It’s really an all-purpose solution. ($30.95)

—Valerie Anne

There’s inevitably at least one person on your holiday list whom you dread shopping for because the thing you love about her (her wise-assery) also makes her impossible to shop for (her pain-in-the-assery). The wiseass gay woman is the person who frequently gets ocular strain from rolling her eyes so hard at everything. How do you discern the perfect gift for someone so picky? By fighting ire with ire. The following are the best gifts for the sarcastic sally in your life. Not that we care.

The most Real Talk-ish greeting card in the world. Have you ever stopped to consider the ridiculous tradition that is greeting cards? This card is so sarcastically self-aware that it borders on philosophical, which is impossible for your passive-aggressive pal (or paramour) to resist. Plus, the price is also right. Whatever. ($4.50)

Sacred Purity Unicorn Wine Bottle Holder. It is a proven scientific fact that no one, not even the hater-iest haters, can diss on unicorns.They’re goddamn magical. And this one holds your wine (not boxed wine, but think outside your box for once, lesbians), which makes it even more delightful. It also acts as a conversation starter and a symbol for queerness, which is like four things it’s doing for you already, which is a lot to ask of a unicorn, so your wiseass will have no choice but to be grateful. Please. ($14.99)

Judgmental Owl Grammar Shirt. Speaking of wise, we all know owls are the wisest animals in the kingdom, because they’re always wearing glasses in cartoons, probably. This owl shirt also subtly judges others’ incorrect use of homonyms, so your wiseass can feel infinitely superior to others, even though they already do all the time anyway. Yawn. ($22.00)

“I Tolerate You” Embroidery. Nothing says “I tolerate you” like a literal hand embroidery of that expression. It’s like if your grandmother always said, “If you can’t say something nice, cross-stitch it into a wood hoop and give it to someone you barely like at Christmas.” If that’s a little too Negative Nancy, there are also sassy stitchings such as, “I want to grow old and disgusting with you,” and “People are the worst.” ($42.00)

Gay Men Draw Vaginas. Gay Men Draw Vaginas is the greatest book ever written (or drawn rather, there’s actually not many words in here). It includes 284 pages of full-color vag depictions drawn by gay men and curated by enterprising queers Shannon O’Malley and Keith Wilson. Your wiseass will love it because, for one, it’s an entire book of vaginas, and who wouldn’t love that? (Monsters, you might reply, but there are MONSTER VAGINAS IN HERE, TOO. So there’s literally something for everyone.) But also, it’s covert cover design makes it the perfect coffee table book for shocking your giftee’s prudish friends and relatives. And smartasses everywhere can agree that the vag does not spend enough time in the spotlight. Here’s your chance to salVAGe the situation. ($55+)

Bonus Free Runner-Up Gifts

A Mosaic of Donald Trump’s Face Made of 500 Dick Pics. This gift works in a bunch of ways-it’s like a Rubik’s cube puzzle made entirely of awesome. One: If your giftee is voting Republican and you’re sane, you can mock them and they won’t even know it unless they closely examine this mosaic made of penises. Two: It’s free. And if you have a printer, you can make that shit into a poster (or postcard). Here’s where to download it. Three, if they’re not Republican, you can let them in on the literal joke that is Donald Trump. With a face full of penises. (Free. And priceless)

Passive-Aggressive Turtle Parking Note. If your giftee has road rage, particularly in the arena of parking, print out some of these hilarious, passive-aggressive “you suck at parking” notes that involve turtles and wiseassery. Some backstory here if you want it. We guess. (Free)

—Anna Pulley

You love her because she’s the first one up the mountain, the one who orders the most unpronounceable item on the menu, and her bravery makes you brave, too. So get her the gear that’ll keep your relationship exciting.

All-In-One Iphone case. When you’re out having adventures, you need to pack light. This case has room for credit cards, cash, and the all-important bottle opener. She can stick it in her back pocket and you can go anywhere. ($30.00)

Brass Compass. Does your love have a tendency to lead you off into the woods and get a little lost? This compass is the perfect gift for the fashionable but directionally challenged woman in your life to let her know that true North is whatever direction she’s in. ($30.00-$50.00)

Mollyjogger Scrimshaw knife. Fact: All lesbians love knives. But this one allows her to personalize it with any of a selection of suitably butch India ink designs. She can even put your initials on it if it’s real serious. Combining the best of style and functionality, your adventurous love is sure to adore this gift. ($78.00)

ENO Hammock. The outdoors is great and everything, but it can be decidedly un-cozy. When you want to go on your big adventures but don’t want to sacrifice cuddle time, this hammock is your best bet. Built to accommodate two people, and incredibly easy to set up, this gift will let you make out in the most beautiful places on earth. ($100.00)

Space Camp. She’s the one and you want to give her the adventure of a lifetime: a weekend of playing astronaut. Space Camp for grown ups (sorry, Adult Space Academy) is guaranteed to make her eyes light up and make her feel like you really get her for the adventuresome broad she is. ($499.00)

—Elaine Atwell

If your gift receiver is a fan of certain famous gay woman, it might be helpful for you to see if said celesbian sells her own merch. Whether she likes to rep for her fave on her body or in her home, these items will make it clear she supports one of her Sapphic sisters.

2016 Butch-Ups Calendar. Fiancees, co-stars and stand-up comics Rhea Butcher and Cameron Esposito are really giving us 12 months of Christmas with these fierce butch looks year-round. What month is it? Oh, who cares-it’s sexy time! ($20.00)

Ruby Rose tank top. Prepare for everyone who sees Ruby’s mug to stare at her chest and profess their crush on her. What a conversation starter! Also available in black and white and as a T or sweatshirt. ($25.00)

ED by Ellen DeGeneres Baseball Cap. Ellen’s new clothing and home decor company offers all kinds of positive messaging, but we’re fans of these ball cap styles that you’ll want to wear even on good hair days. ($25.00)

Last Night was a Blur print from Laurel Holloman. The L Word star has taken a break from television to concentrate on art, and now you can bear the fruits of her labor. We’re particularly big fans of her series from a London exhibition featuring a beautiful woman in (her?) bed. Bonus: All copies are signed by Tina the artist. ($150.00)

—Trish Bendix

Fitting in a workout isn’t always easy, regardless of if you’re a gym regular or just finding your stride. It is, however, made easier when you’ve got the right gear to make your fitness endeavor as painless as possible. It never hurts to have the extra push of wanting to show off your newest outfit, even if that outfit is about to be drenched in sweat. These gifts can help even the fittest female find the motivation to keep moving, and you can both appreciate that she’ll look great and feel great in the process.

S’well bottle. You may have seen these sleek S’well water bottles creeping into your office or your nearby Starbucks’ shelves, and they’re gaining popularity for a reason. Their convenient size and ability to hold temperatures for both hot and cold beverages make them a great option of transitioning between your morning coffee and workout beverage of choice. As an added bonus, the company CEO, Sarah Krauss, leads what looks like a predominately female team and focuses heavily on giving back. ($25.00)

Wildfang Sutton Duffle. A reliable bag makes hitting the gym that much less of a chore, and when it looks this good, it might even be a motivator. This duffel made by Herschel looks amazing and is made to last. As an added bonus, the bottom is ventilated for some much-needed airflow to those post-workout clothes. If you want to support the community, this one can be purchased through our friends at Wildfang. ($32.00)

Eco Bamboo Yoga Towel. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from living in Los Angeles, it’s the importance of a yoga towel. These towels are made specifically to keep what could be treacherous moisture from throwing off your stance. While they average the size of a yoga mat, these towel’s extra absorbency and fast wicking make it useful for really any kind of workout. ($39.95)

GRID Foam Roller. Regardless of if your gym is at an actual gym or a basketball court or a hiking trail, a foam roller is one of the most useful tools any fitness fan can have. The roller helps to massage muscles and speed up recovery when used before and after any workout. That massage will likely be a good hurt sort of experience, but afterward you’ll feel loosy-goosy and refreshed, ready to tackle whatever lies ahead. ($39.99)

Superfit Hero leggings. These leggings caught my eye immediately with their adjustable waistband and super-hero design. Superfit Hero’s apparel takes into account the needs of women size XS to 3XL and aims to “make fitness more inclusive, body-positive, and empowering for women,” making it perfect for any active lady in your life. A brand new company, Superfit Hero was founded and is run by one of the Angel City Derby Girls which only makes the brand more appealing if you like roller derby as much as I do. Which you should because it’s awesome. ($89.00)

—Emily Anderson

At some point in a lesbian’s life, she will grow tired of the scene. During her scenester days she probably picked up a few friends, some of whom used to be her exes (but everyone gets along splendidly now). Almost everyone in her group has paired up at this point, and just the thought of going to a lesbian club gives everyone hives. Given the option of dodging drunk strangers while listening to the same uninspired Top 40 mixes or lying on the couch, everyone would pick the latter.

But home isn’t the place that fun goes to die; far from it. Lesbians are still social creatures. The party has simply moved from the club to someone’s living room. Every lesbian group of friends has a member or a couple who can be counted on to host brunches, pot lucks, barbecues, movie nights, or a dance party without the riff raff. Here are gift ideas for your gracious lesbian hostess with the mostess.

Themed Magnetic Poetry Kits. Ever been to a party at someone’s house where the refrigerator is covered in word magnets? At some point in the night, someone will end up creating humorous, possibly even dirty, phrases. Help these wordsmiths out — and create a diversion for people who are waiting for dinner to be served — or the supplemental liquor delivery to arrive. There are several kits, including The Queer Kit, The Bitch Kit, and—delightfully—The Boobs Kit, which includes the word “Partonesque.” And of course, there is also

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