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Star Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

Your fate is written in the stars. A lot of astrology readings are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone. We’ve decided not to sugar-coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you this week. Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscopes and come back every Tuesday for your weekly forecast!

Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes If you have a fragile ego (Ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check. This isn’t your local Sunday newspaper’s horoscope section. AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now. If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you this week. Aries

You’re not in the mood for small chatter, lately, Aries. Whenever somebody starts talking about the weather or what they ate today you have the impulse to shout, “I don’t care!” Your craving for a deeper connection is admirable but keep in mind that talking about nothing is one step closer to talking about something.

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Taurus

Your motivation for a project you’ve worked towards is dwindling and it has you questioning if this is the right path for your dedicated efforts. Amidst everyone around you claiming they know the best way for you to follow your bliss, realize that your chosen path is unique and what will work for you. Others may see you as weird, but weird is good.

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Gemini

Despite the season, you are feeling particularly lonely right now. Don’t fret. You don’t really need anybody else to create those gushy warm feelings inside of your heart. You’ve got Netflix and popcorn — and nobody can take that away from you. Utilize this time to tap into your imagination because if anyone is creative when they enter their dark place, it’s you Gemini. Click below for the next horoscope:

Cancer

You have better things to do than stalk your oblivious obsession. You know who I am talking about. It wouldn’t be surprising if you’ve bookmarked their Facebook page and make checking their instagram your morning routine. Time to develop a new hobby to throw yourself into so that you can channel your energies somewhere more productive. If you aren’t already talking to them in person, maybe they aren’t worth your attention at all.

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Leo

Body image issues are getting the best of you lately. You may want to throw your weight scale against the wall and punch your mirror with your bare fists — and you should. Not literally, but definitely metaphorically and within your imagination. It will be liberating and transformative for you. Be mindful that most of society’s idea of beauty is usually only attainable if you exist in digital form after heavy photoshopping to have impossible physical dimensions. Let’s be real here… If Barbie were a human being, in real life her proportions would be disturbingly off. You don’t need the scale or the mirror to know that you’re a beautiful boss-ass bitch.

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Virgo

After exhausting yourself with the holiday season, you will finally step back and enjoy the fruits of your labor soon. You have already decorated the shit out of your space and picked out the perfect gifts for everyone you love. Now it is time to (try to) kick back and enjoy the scenery. All work and no play makes Virgo… go insane. Do yourself and those around you a favor and allow yourself the very needed break to indulge in a cozy laid back moment.

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Libra

You’re having almost too much fun this season. Watch out, Libra. Enjoying the moment is a great mantra of yours but sometimes the joy isn’t worth the consequences. Be mindful of who your fun times affect before letting impulse rule you. Click below for the next horoscope:

Scorpio

Although there is chaos all around you, your love life is growing into something very beautiful. Don’t take it personally if those around you aren’t completely head-over-heels for your love interest. They have good reason and you know deep down that they have sound points. However, there is nothing that incentive can’t fix — and you’re the master at creating incentive — so do yo’ thang, Scorpio.

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Sagittarius

Family dinner is going to be very interesting with you Sagittarius. Uncle Jimmy is going to get an earful about how he needs to check himself before he wrecks himself. You aren’t afraid to bring your politics and opinions to the table and this family gathering is no exception. The world needs people like you, Sagittarius, so let them hear you roar!

 

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Capricorn

 

It feels a lot like you’ve been one of the grounding sources holding things together this holiday season. Remember to take a moment to empty that well of resentment forming in the pits of your stomach. Otherwise, you risk breathing fire in the wrong direction — hurting those who support your the most.

 

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Aquarius

You aren’t thrilled about the heavy pressures to consume and please one another with materialism this season, Aquarius. Conforming to the mindlessness aspect of certain traditions aren’t exactly your thing. Don’t be afraid to unleash your desire to live by example. You’ve never acted a certain way just because society expects you to and why should you now? Follow your heart and you will inspire others to follow theirs, too.

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Pisces

As the peace keeper in your family, you will find solace in music this Season, Pisces. Your talents will truly shine when you channel your inner emotions into your art. Don’t take it personally if you receive some bad feedback from haters. Not everyone can handle the heat of your awesomeness.

Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

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