Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

Horoscopes for March 13th – March 19th, 2018

Happy Birthday, Pisces!  A lot of people adore you and you are the friend others confide in for life advice.  You are the most well-rounded sign, knowing how to release a lot of social energy without overly exerting yourself.  You have issues with being taken advantage of because you can be too trusting.  Sometimes you find yourself having to fend off envious haters — because when you’re this awesome, inevitably some people are gonna get peanut butter and jealous.  However, your positive attitude towards life always helps you get over criticisms quickly.  No matter one’s star sign, there is a lot that can be learned from a Pisces.

Pisces You May Recognize

Your fate is written in the stars.  A lot of astrology readings are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone.  We’ve decided not to sugar-coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you this week.  Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscope and come back every week for your forecast!


Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

If you have a fragile ego (Ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check.  This isn’t your local Sunday newspaper’s horoscope section.  AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now.  If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you this week.


March 21 – April 19

There has been a lot of tension building inside of you, Aries. Your friends love you but you’re driving them crazy. Your perception could use a little remodeling. Take a moment to reflect on your inner world and take a deep breath.  Ask yourself if you’re happy with your life or if you should make changes.  You deserve to experience the best version of yourself so what are you waiting for, kid?

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