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Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

Horoscope for Jan 29 – Feb 5 Your fate is written in the stars. A lot of astrology readings are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone. We’ve decided not to sugar-coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you this week. Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscope and come back every week for your forecast!

Getty Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes If you have a fragile ego (Ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check. This isn’t your local Sunday newspaper’s horoscope section. AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now. If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you this week. Aries

Surprises aren’t your favorite, Aries. When things don’t go exactly how you expect or want them to, your comfort level has a limit. It’s not that things are necessarily unfavorable, it’s just that you haven’t been totally prepared for what life has been giving you lately. Spontaneity isn’t really your thing. Try working on embracing life as it happens for a change. This will be challenging for you and you will feel awkward and out of your element, but you won’t regret it. Life is short. Live a little, Aries!

 

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Taurus

Everyone seems to enjoy telling you who you are these days, Taurus. Have they bothered to ask you who you are? You are comfortable not knowing what box you fit into and it’s worked out just fine for you. You’ve never been one to pigeonhole yourself and you don’t plan on doing it anytime soon. It’s not necessary to conform to others’ idea of who you are just for the sake of pleasing others. It’s okay to define yourself as you see fit, Taurus.

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Gemini

You’ve fallen down the social media rabbit hole and you’re not sure if you can find the way out. Look. We’ve all been there, Gemini. It’s ultimately going to be okay. However, your loved ones could use a little more you-time and by you-time they mean in person without your nose in a screen.

 

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Cancer

Someone you’ve been around lately cannot take a hint. You feel like you have made yourself clear, but they don’t seem to be picking up what you’ve been dropping down. You’re extremely intuitive, but not everyone can read minds like you can, Cancer.

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Leo

When the right opportunity arises, you know how to step up your game, Leo. Luckily your chance has arrived. You go get ’em, Leo. You always did know how to work it.

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Virgo

What happened, Virgo? You were doing SO GOOD at prioritizing your agenda and saying “no” more often. Suddenly you have so much on your plate, your mashed potatoes are spilling out onto the ground and you can’t see the plate anymore. Time to take a break to do some self-reflection and optimize your agenda. Time management is your best friend right now. But, I didn’t need to tell you that, did I Virgo? You’re probably already nose deep in your calendar by now.

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Libra

A secret you’ve been keeping under wraps has unraveled itself. You didn’t necessarily advertise the information, but let’s be honest now, Libra. You knew you weren’t being very sly. It’s okay, your secret’s safe with us.

 

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Scorpio

You’re feeling overwhelmed right now and that’s perfectly understandable. A lot of your alone time has been spent shedding tears by yourself. Your hardships don’t need to be the end of you, Scorpio. Channel your pain in a productive way. Once you overcome this rough patch, share your experience with those who can benefit from what you’ve learned.

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Sagittarius

You’ve been putting up with a lot of crap recently and your patience is starting to wear down, Sagittarius. Before your frustration boils over, you might want to practice assertiveness. If anyone knows how to say goodbye to dead weight, it’s you.

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Capricorn

An amazing opportunity has presented itself to you, Capricorn, and you’re on the fence. You might be unsure if you can handle the expectations and pressures this new adventure will place upon you. However, you might surprise yourself if you give yourself a chance. This is just what you need to let your potential shine.

 

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Aquarius

You have expectations that you hope will turn out a certain way, Aquarius. If they don’t turnout exactly like you were wishing, go with the flow and you may be more pleased with the unexpected outcome more than your original anticipations.

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Pisces

There are a lot of changes happening going on in your life right now, Pisces. Embrace this time of transition because you’re going to brand new places. You might experience some haters during this time, but they don’t have to bother you unless you let them.

Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

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