Shag, Marry, or Dump: Lady Avengers

This weekend, The Avengers — or, as my girlfriend calls it, “The big-budget testosterone flick that might finally allow Joss Whedon to get his Wonder Woman movie made” — hits theaters. And while the film really does promise a gaggle of dudes doing heroic things, there are a few badass ladies in the mix. So, let’s put ’em to the test! Who would you shag, marry, or dump between Scarlett Johansson (who plays the Black Widow), Cobie Smulders (who plays Agent Hill), and Gwyneth Paltrow (who plays Pepper Potts)?


Last week’s Lip Service winners:

Shag: Frankie
Marry: Sam
Dump: Cat

Tell us who you’re voting for this week in the comments.