Shag, Marry, or Dump: The women of “Teen Wolf”

When I started recapping Teen Wolf for our brothers at last year, I kind of felt like I was getting punked, like it wasn’t really a serialized MTV drama, but was instead a look inside the minds of the intenet’s best homoerotic fanfic writers. This season, there’s still enough shirtless man-touching to make a gay viewer’s head explode, but the ladies of Teen Wolf are finally morphing into badasses. And tonight, AfterEllen favorite Bianca Lawson — RIP Maya St. Germain! — joins the cast!

I know a lot of you guys are secretly watching this show; I’ve seen you talking about it in the Pretty Little Liars comments. So, let’s put these ladies to the test. Who would shag, marry, and dump between Crystal Reed, Bianca Lawson, and Holland Roden

Last week’s Broads of Broadway winners:

Shag: Nina Arianda
Marry: Audra McDonald
Dump:: Cynthia Nixon

Tell us who you’re voting for this week in the comments!