The 12 most ridiculous “sexy” Halloween costumes for women

#9 Sexy Tiger — Her top is made out of rubber. Her bottom is made out of springs. She’s bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

#8 Sexy SWAT Team — Making house calls since 1985, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

#7 Sexy Queen of Hearts — Poker? I barely even know her!