The 12 most ridiculous “sexy” Halloween costumes for women

#3 Sexy MarioWe’re sorry, Princess, but your dignity is in another castle.

#2 Sexy Bert and ErnieIt’s like Big Bird always says: Oh, everyone makes mistakes / Oh, yes they do / Your sister and your brother and your dad and mother too / Big people, small people, matter of fact, all people / Everyone makes mistakes, so why can’t you?


#1 Sexy SpongeBobWay to make me feel dirty about liking a cartoon where the characters live in Bikini Bottom.

Seriously, ladies, where are your clothes?