Shag, Marry, or Dump: The Women of “The Great Gatsby”

This weekend, Baz Luhrmann‘s 3D Gatsby explosion hits theaters. Critics are calling it everything from “orgitastic” to “swirling” to “audacious.” I’ll be honest: I’m mostly in it for Carey Mulligan‘s face. So, hey, let’s put The Great Gatsby to the real test. Who would you Shag, Marry, or Dump between Carey Mulligan (Daisy Buchanan), Isla Fisher (Myrtle Wilson), and Elizabeth Debicki (Jordan Baker)?

Last week’s Defiance winners:

Shag: Julie Benz

Marry: Jaime Murray

Dump: Mia Kirshner