Shag, Marry, or Dump: The women of “Orange Is the New Black”


If you’re anything like us, you spent the full weekend binging on all 13 episodes of Orange Is the New Black and then flipping out when you couldn’t find any fan fiction yet to curb your withdrawal symptoms. So, let’s create our own fan fiction, eh? Let’s play Shag, Marry, or Dump (Or Mistress!) with some of our favorite characters from Netflix’s new prison dramedy. Who do you choose between: Piper Chapman, Aleida Diaz, Poussey Washington, and Alex Vause?


Last week’s True Blood winners:

Shag: Tara
Marry: Pam
Dump: Sookie

Who did you vote for this week?