Morning Brew – Joan Jett producing/starring in “Undateable John”

Good morning! Happy Tuesday.

Where in the world are Carmen Sandiego’s pants?

Joan Jett is producing and starring in a movie called Undateable John. Joan will play “a Venice Beach surf punk musician who befriends misfit lovebirds Jane (Estella Warren) and former pro surfer John (John Philbin) at an AA meeting.” Her co-stars include Daryl Hannah, Tom Arnold, Margaret Cho, Meredith Baxter, and Shannen Doherty. Sounds crazy and awesome. Do you think Joan and Meredith will hook up?

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Nigella Lawson looks pretty dapper in this tuxedo jacket.

Also looking great in a suit: Jane Lynch at the 12th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala this weekend.

12th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala

12th Annual Celebration Of Dreams Gala

Pro basketball player Kristen Mann is raising money for her music group Sapphica‘s music video. Hilarious and amazing.

Noomi Rapace will be going all Orphan Black on us in her new movie when she plays seven different roles. Sci-fi flick What Happened To Monday? will have Noomi “playing all seven sisters in a family who live in world with a one-child only policy, and struggle to stay hidden and survive.” They say there’s at least one gay in every family, sooo….

Whoopi Goldberg‘s documentary about legendary lesbian comic Moms Mabley is premiering on HBO on November 18 under a new name. Formerly titled Moms Mabley: I Got Somethin’ to Tell You, it’s now Whoopi Goldberg Presents Moms Mabley.

Bitch magazine talks about the homoerotic gray areas of same-sex duos on TV, Rizzoli & Isles included.

Ranae Holland and Finding Bigfoot are returning for a new season on November 10.

Don’t forget Felicia Day is on Supernatural tonight as Charlie, the lesbian hacker.

Today in Lesbianish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show, *Buffy (FX 7 a.m., 8 a.m.), *Trading Spouses “Philadelphia: 28th Street” (DFH 11 a.m.), *Black Ink Crew “The Year of the Puma” (VH1 12:30 p.m., 8 p.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), *Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 2 p.m.), *Bones “The Salt in the Wounds” (TNT 2 p.m.), *Law & Order: SVU “Mask” (USA 2 p.m.), Cruel Intentions (Cinemax 2 p.m.), D.E.B.S. (Starz InBlack 2:10 p.m.), *Pretty Little Liars “Grave New World” (ABC Family 6 p.m.), Jane Velez-Mitchell (HLN 7 p.m.), The Sounds on AXS Live (AXS TV 7 p.m.), The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Encore Suspense 7:20 p.m.), The Biggest Loser (NBC 8 p.m.), *Jersey Strong marathon (Pivot 8 p.m.), *Modern Family “Schooled” (USA 8 p.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), Supernatural “Slumber Party” (CW 9 p.m.), Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell (FXX 11 p.m.), *Finding Bigfoot “First Sighting” (Animal Planet 11 p.m.), Our Idiot Brother (TMC 11:30 p.m.), Rent (Starz InBlack 11:50 p.m.), Law & Order: SVU “Lunacy” (USA 12 a.m.) (rerun)