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10 reasons I love Tina Fey’s “Baby Mama”

My love for all things Tina Fey is well documented and borders on obsession. I swear, your honor, I’ve been sure to stay at least 500 feet away from her, as the court order requires. So I think I’m allowed this simple indulgence. Yesterday I watched the first trailer for her new comedy Baby Mama, and, save for the unfortunate fact that my badonkadonk is still very much in place, I pretty much laughed my ass off.

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Sigourney Weaver and Maura Tierney together in one movie? Has someone been reading my dream journal again? The premise is this: A 30-something successful single gal (Fey) longs for a baby and hires a surrogate (Poehler) who lives with her during the nine months of the pregnancy, and hilarity ensues. In case you think I’m exaggerating, please take a look for yourself. (Watch it in glorious hi-def here.) But I warn you: Ye of tiny hiney should beware, because when you’re done you could have none left.

Since I’m the self-admitted obsessive type, I thought I’d break down the trailer into a top 10 list of reasons I’m already in love with Tina’s Baby Mama. This in no way violates my TRO, your honor.

10. Tina’s nightshirt. I love it when women wear men’s shirts to bed — minus the men, of course.

9. The negotiations. Full service is on off the table.

8. The DMX baby. God, imagine the face it’d make if you listened to Yanni instead.

7. Sigourney Weaver. Mmmmm, Sigourney Weaver.

6. Tina’s dance. Only Tina would get down tonight by doing a festive jig.

5. The versatility of Pam. The next time I fry an egg, I’m going to have a lot more to think about.

4. The baby-proofing. When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go.

3. The “chocolate or poop” test. This is a good way to assure your friends will never eat dessert at your house ever again.

2. The lesbianism moment. “Kate, I want you to put your baby inside me.” “I want to put my baby inside you.” Um, can I watch?

1. Tina’s many faces of incredulity.

So, what do you think? Are you ready to welcome Tina’s Baby Mama into your life come April 25?

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