The 10 Most Eligible Queer Bachelorettes

It’s Valentine’s Day again, and if you’re feeling a bit down because you’re single and think you never find the right woman for you, we’re here to help. We have rounded up 10 eligible bachelorettes that could be your Ms. Right.

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Location: Portland, Oregon
Profession: Singer. She has one of the most sensual voices ever.
Pros: Well, she has one of the most sensual voices ever. Also, she has some serious swagger and is known to be an international sex symbol.
Cons: You might have a problem if you’re the jealous type, comparing yourself to her exes (Leisha Hailey) or even Cindy Crawford.

Tig Notaro

Location: New York, New York
Profession: Comic/writer. She’s also professionally the BFF of Sarah Silverman.
Pros: Tig is as smart as she is funny, which means you’ll love her if you have a sense of humor.
Cons: She just got out of a long term relationship and is recovering from cancer and losing her mom. It’s been a rough year.

Sarah Paulson

Location: L.A./New York

Profession: Actor and Ryan Murphy fan.
Pros: Sarah is a talented actress on the big screen, small screen and the stage. She’s one of best actresses working today.
Cons: She works so much, you might not get a lot of time with her. Probably not ideal for the co-dependent types.

Lori Lindsey

Location: Washington, D.C.
Profession: Washington Spirit soccer player and Megan Rapinoe sidekick.
Pros: She’s in great shape, if you know what I mean.
Cons: Some soccer fans tend to get a bit rabid, so you might need to keep some stalkers at bay.


Location: New York, New York
Profession: Model/actress/singer/smizer.
Pros: She is a style chameleon and will always look good with any of your outfits. The perfect accessory!
Cons: Her friendship with Raven Symone could be an issue. Just sayin.’