On any other show, seeing Paige and Emily act so deeply, desperately in love with each other would be the all-time highlight, but leave it to Pretty Little Liars to one-up even that magic with a talking parrot that eats grilled parrot, a french fry map of the most recent place the Liars almost burned to death, and Ali revealing actual superpowers. Do you ever think PLL is like our eternal, heavenly reward for all the shit TV we’ve had to put up with all these decades?
— Leslie Durante (@fuoracle) June 19, 2013Jeez, how loud were the dial tones on Alison’s RAZR?? #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Max (@HisNameIsMax) June 19, 2013
Never Without My Shorties: The Story of a Champion Swimmer Who Bruised Her Shoulder Saving Her Toddler Sized Friends. #booradleyvancullen
— Theodora (@TheodoraG13) June 19, 2013
“I didn’t get into UPenn” I’m sorry Spencer–what was your essay on?”I just rambled on and accused a lot of people” #booradleyvancullen
— Elizabeth D-V (@324_B21) June 19, 2013
Imagine if this whole television series is a reenactment of Spencer’s revised college essay? #BooRadleyVanCullen @hhoagie
— Kim Baczko (@kbaczko) June 19, 2013
“Why didn’t she just fall on Mona?” Because that’s for you to do Hanna. #booradleyvancullen
— McFish (@marissacfisher) June 19, 2013
I feel like #Paily is the most stable relationship I’ve ever been in and I’m not even involved #booradleyvancullen
— #embarrassing (@guiltyplzre) June 19, 2013
The liars are so practiced at lying that Emily is still on top of her lying game two Vicodin and a head wound in. #pll #booradleyvancullen
— Rachel Posnick (@rachelposnick) June 19, 2013
I heard children laughing outside and thought Alison was out to get me. #booradleyvancullen #pll
— Erisel Cruz (@Yu3risel) June 19, 2013
Every time Paige kisses Emily I shout “Paige McCullers kisses like a motherfucking dream” at my tv. Everytime. #booradleyvancullen
— Brooker (@FortyZwei) June 19, 2013
PEOPLE OUTSIDE, YOU CAN’T RANDOMLY AND SUDDENLY HONK HORNS WHEN I’M ON A TEEN MURDER MARATHON. #jeebus #BooRadleyVanCullen #TwistedSisters
— Valerie Anne (@PunkyStarshine) June 19, 2013
Any chance the angry raccoon under Mrs. D’s porch is Mike? #whereismikemontgomery #pll #booradleyvancullen
— Samantha (@sbw2581) June 19, 2013
Mrs. DiLaurentis received an inspired personality transplant Out of Town. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Shira (@toastedgrrl) June 19, 2013
By this point, the Liars don’t rush to the hospital for anything short of missing limb or possible death. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Devin McCullen (@spudsfan) June 19, 2013
I’m just going to spell it out: “puffy drapes” is a euphemism for the labias. We shouldn’t dance around it. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Shira (@toastedgrrl) June 19, 2013
Rosewood. Where 3+ funerals = maybe, probably, definitely dead. 2- funerals = pathetic. #PLL #Booradleyvancullen
— kameryn carter (@kameryncarter) June 19, 2013
Aria, your thing for teachers has officially graduated to fetish #booradleyvancullen #pll
— Elizabeth Joy (@politicaljunk92) June 19, 2013
I really shouldn’t have laughed that hard when I thought “A” had roasted the parrot. Something is wrong with me. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Leslie K (@Harpy9) June 19, 2013
I feel like car murder is Red Coat’s favorite kind of murder. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Erica Barz (@chapstick_buff) June 19, 2013
“yo dawg I heard you like birds so I’m feeding this bird with a bird – A” #BooRadleyVanCullen
— bruna bergamo (@bruna_paim) June 19, 2013
Hey isn’t that karate Teacher a little young for you Aria? #Booradleyvancullen
— Nightmare Logic (@Listgutter) June 19, 2013
#BooRadleyVanCullen on the upside Emily only was murdered twice in this episode and one of the times she did it to herself
— Kitty Anne (@katdabesht) June 19, 2013
Forced cannibalism? TOO FAR, RISEN MITTEN!! #booradleyvancullen
— Cindy Swain (@clsBR09) June 19, 2013
Rosewood: No one can ever do anything in front of a window EVER #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Karly (@karlyko) June 19, 2013
I hope A buries a bird mannequin and makes the girls find it. #booradleyvancullen #pll
— Callum (@callumgray_) June 19, 2013
“I borrowed your cape and tried to save the world Paige. Just whisk me away to Stanford already.” #booradleyvancullen #PLL
— Whitney Queen (@wqueen1) June 19, 2013
Jake is Garrett’s little brother, right? They look exactly alike, right? I’m not crazy, right?! God I’m stressed out. #booradleyvancullen
— Maggie Rose (@margaretrosey) June 19, 2013
So Emily gets her shirts at the special off-shoulder store, right? Jennifer Beals started it, yes? #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— taintedidealist (@taintedidealist) June 19, 2013
Is that bird an early descendent of a mocking jay? #Booradleyvancullen
— Samantha Flint (@ManthaRae824) June 19, 2013
“I want to be a Sim with you, and we can live in the computer…” #PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Sophie (@randomlyawesome) June 19, 2013
“Maybe you’re not comfortable with the whole teacher-student thing” Aria: *eye roll* #PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Ali. (@alice_cream8) June 19, 2013
“Ninja, please!” – Aria #booradleyvancullen
— Brooker (@FortyZwei) June 19, 2013
“I don’t want you to think I’m not creepy, because I am.” #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Andy Reaser (@AndyReaser) June 19, 2013
CAN YOU COME IN?! ARIA, STRANGER DANGER SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST THING HE TAUGHT YOU IN SELF-DEFENCE CLASS. #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— Valerie Anne (@PunkyStarshine) June 19, 2013
Spencer is actually Dr. Doolittle. She doesn’t need you, UPENN, she already has a PhD in “interpretive bird song” #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Jerzey (@jerzeyredhead) June 19, 2013
Emily’s Mass Text to the Liars: Almost died today, painkiller addiction, in a coma, no worries! #PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Jessica Rae (@itsjessicarae) June 19, 2013
Aria would be that person who keeps the clicking sound on her touch phone keypad. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— worldoftilt (@worldoftilt) June 19, 2013
Pizza delivery guy, I love you but if you come during #PLL again we’re through #booradleyvancullen
— Cindy Swain (@clsBR09) June 19, 2013
“This bird is smarter than all of us combined!” #booradleyvancullen
— Joe Grunenwald (@joegrunenwald) June 19, 2013
This bird has got a serious R2-D2 vibe. #booradleyvancullen
— Marie L. Maurer (@mlmaurer) June 19, 2013
Is Ali trying to set her mom on fire with her mind? #booradleyvancullen
— Emilky Way (@Emilky_way) June 19, 2013
I didn’t kill Wilden. He was still breathing when I left him bleeding on the floor, Hanna. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— lady robin (@robin_of_white) June 19, 2013
“My new parrot talked to some of his parrot friends in NYC mom, we want answers.” #pll #booradleyvancullen
— Ryley Pogensky (@BoizeBite) June 19, 2013
None of the Chinese Food will be safe tonight. McCullers is going to go on a rampage #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Ange (@AngeloYellow) June 19, 2013
Is it wrong this whole scene I’m like ‘SHUT UP THE F UP AND LET ThE BIRD TALK’? 😡 #PLL #booradleyvancullen
— Yozosena Tarrwater (@SoccerStarOtter) June 19, 2013
Is it sad that stealing that bird is probably the best investigative work Hanna’s ever done? #BooRadleyVanCullen
— L. Holmes Foster (@lsfoster83) June 19, 2013
CeCe Drake totally programmed this bird right? “Polly want an Americano?” #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— Allison (@peachesTECH) June 19, 2013
I like that the 3 of them are interrogating a parrot while Emily is like dying #booradleyvancullen
— Marianne (@7starz7) June 19, 2013
Hole In Her Stomach? Check. Glass In Her Hair? Check. Murdered Girlfriends? Check. GAPING HEAD WOUND? Check! Damn! #PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Jessica Rae (@itsjessicarae) June 19, 2013
Emily NOOOOO! *chewbacca cry* #booradleyvancullen
— Shazan LaShazawn (@ShanLaShawn) June 19, 2013
Do the #pll writers just pitch “ways to kill Emily” ideas in a grab bag? Was someone wronged by a perfect lesbian? #booradleyvancullen
— Ryley Pogensky (@BoizeBite) June 19, 2013
Oh, HELL NO, Shana Costumeshop. You do not touch Emily’s earbuds. She killed the last guy who touched something of hers. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Amber (@AmberVix) June 19, 2013
Nobody’s makes Emily bleed her own blood, nobody. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— NicS (@njnic23) June 19, 2013
It’s finally happened: Emily has been murdered so many times it’s looped round and she’s murdered herself. #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— Callum (@callumgray_) June 19, 2013
In a perfect world, Emily and Paige will swim with the narwhals and splash rainbows at each other. And make out a lot. #booradleyvancullen
— Zoe Abigail (@zohhhhhh) June 19, 2013
Toby, I fucking feel you, dude. Shit just got real and you are handsome and I’m sorry I ever doubted your do-rag. #booradleyvancullen
— Emily Harry (@pplhp) June 19, 2013
I am troubled by the prospect of Paige drowning while saving Emily. No perfect irony, please. #booradleyvancullen
— Linster (@thelinster) June 19, 2013
Shut your shady costume shop mouth about Paige Shanna! #booradleyvancullen
— nerdgirl (@nerdgirlwalking) June 19, 2013
Uh oh Spencer’s hair is bigger now than in her last scene & you know what happens when Spencer’s hair gets big! #BooRadleyVanCullen
— worldoftilt (@worldoftilt) June 19, 2013
Can Ali move things with her eyes like Matilda? #booradleyvancullen
— Lauren (@deSAN_itizer) June 19, 2013
Oh, so Ali could hold her breath for a long time? Like, long enough to be buried alive and crawl out of the ground? #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— Valerie Anne (@PunkyStarshine) June 19, 2013
The single most terrifying thing on this show is when Ali’s voice lowers 8 octaves to say a single word. #booradleyvancullen
— Kate Dickinson (@musickate99) June 19, 2013
I love how disgusting the word “Please” is to Ali. So distasteful. The most vile word she ever learned. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— taintedidealist (@taintedidealist) June 19, 2013
“When the police were called, did anyone question the parrot?” #booradleyvancullen
— Joe Grunenwald (@joegrunenwald) June 19, 2013
“everything i did yesterday was ruined by my zombie daughte–an angry raccoon..” #pll #booradleyvancullen
— Faery Wings (@Abrodite) June 19, 2013
I could be wrong, Spencer, But I don’t think Emily is scared of Beavers. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Leslie K (@Harpy9) June 19, 2013
I bet Spencer’s Patronus is Spencer. #BooRadleyVanCullen
— worldoftilt (@worldoftilt) June 19, 2013
Spencer should have applied to NYADA 🙁 #booradleyvancullen
— Nicole Kozak (@nicolekozak) June 19, 2013
Toby has been off the A Team for three days and has already reverted to the naive yellow-striped schoolboy of his youth. #booradleyvancullen
— dufrau (@dufrau) June 19, 2013
they are in a town where “sleeping weird” is less common then getting hit by cars. Paige should know this #booradleyvancullen
— Kim Baczko (@kbaczko) June 19, 2013
First unbelievable thing that has happened on this show is Spencer getting rejected from any school ever. #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL
— Valerie Anne (@PunkyStarshine) June 19, 2013
THERE you are, Ashley Marin. Never leave us again, please. *rocks silently in corner* #BooRadleyVanCullen
— Marieill Hill (@carolinagrrrl) June 19, 2013
Leave it to Spencer to recognize the sound of a beaver in the wild. #booradleyvancullen
— Linster (@thelinster) June 19, 2013
See you this afternoon for the full recap!
