Morning Brew: Fortune Feimster interviews a whore/streetwalker/tramp on “Chelsea Lately”

Good morning, Brewbies! Want to kick off your Wednesday with a guffaw? Then you’ve got to check out Fortune Feimster‘s new Chelsea Lately character, Earl Tidwell of The 100 Club. Earl’s first interview is with a whore/streetwalker/tramp/coochie-shower.

I seriously think Fortune is one of the funniest people in the world.

Betty Crocker is donating custom-made wedding cakes to the first three same-sex couples to be married same-sex couples get married at the midnight wedding extravaganza at the Mall of America when marriage equality becomes a reality in Minnesota on August 1st at 12:01 a.m. Awesome, right? Well, the National Organization for Marriage doesn’t thing so, which is the ultimate irony on account of its came and their name is “NOM!”

ABC Family has released a couple of sneak peeks for next week’s episode of Pretty Little Liars, which apparently features every Rosewood homo ever.

Tammin Sursok is preggers in real life. I wish they’d make it a thing on the show and reveal it as Shana’s baby. Hey, how about a sneak peek at The Fosters too? OK!

Ugh. Brandon. Stop. Why are you trying to ruin this gay wedding for everyone?!

The Miami Ad School has created an anti-homophobia campaign called “Words Can Kill” to be aimed at teenagers. WARNING: The images are graphic and potentially triggering w/r/t LGBT suicide and self-harm.

Here’s a photo of Naya Rivera on Jimmy Kimmel last night. You can watch her appearance riiiight over here.


Today in lesbian-ish TV:  The Ellen DeGeneres Show*, Talking Liberally with Stephanie Miller (Current 9 a.m.), But I’m a Cheerleader (Showtime2 9:10 a.m.), Top Chef Masters “Sous Chefs and Skydives” (Bravo 12 p.m.)*, All My Children (OWN 1 p.m.), The Out List (HBO2 1 p.m., 10 p.m.), The Bold and the Beautiful (CBS 1:30 p.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 2 p.m.)*, What’s Cooking? (Starz InBlack 3:15 p.m.), Nine for IX “Swoopes” (ESPN U 5 p.m.), Roseanne “Ladies’ Choice” (We 6 p.m.)*, Jane Velez-Mitchell (HLN 7 p.m.), Melissa & Joey “Something Happened” (ABC Family 7:30 p.m.)*, True Blood “In the Evening” (HBO Signature 8 p.m., HBO 10 p.m.), Ray Donovan “The Golem” (Showtime 8 p.m.), Millionaire Matchmaker “Patti Meets Her Mate” (Style 8 p.m.)*, The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), Top Chef Masters “Asian Night Market” (Bravo 10 p.m.), The Challenge: Rivals II “Mortuusequusphobia” (MTV 10 p.m.), The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Starz Cinema 10 p.m.), Aileen: Life and Death of a Killer (Current 10 p.m.), The Soul Man “Bride and Prejudice” (TV Land 11 p.m.) – A lesbian couple want to get married in Boyce’s church., Brother vs. Brother “Weekend Warriors” (HGTV 11 p.m.), Tea with Mussolini (Indieplex 12:20 a.m.)

*Denotes a rerun. Thanks for the schedule, Roni!