This week, Mombian.com‘s Dana and Helen step into an alternate universe and imagine what the upcoming season of The L Word might be like if parenting (but not pregnant lesbians or sperm) played a larger role. Bette with mashed peas on her suit? Angelica as a famous child artist? A theme song by two children’s television icons to replace the current one by Betty? Helena’s kids, anywhere, for more than 30 seconds? Jenny, near children? Maybe not. Plus Legos, laughter, and lyrics about linoleum!
