Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever. (January 25, 2008)

The cast of Season 4 of Top Chef was announced this week. Bravo told us yesterday that one of the contestants is a lesbian, but did not give us details in time for our deadline (we’ll let you know who the lucky lady is as soon as we find out). So let’s follow Dorothy Snarker‘s lead and speculate, shall we?

Jennifer is 35, hails from Brooklyn and lives in San Francisco:

And Lisa, 27, comes from Toronto and now lives in New York City:

Those two seem like the most obvious candidates, based on hair and headwear alone, but there are some other possibilities:

Nimma is 26 and lives in Atlanta:

And Zoi, 30, lives in San Francisco:

Oh, I can’t decide. Can I just get the four-course meal? Or can I at least talk to the soup chef?

UPDATE!! Believe it or not, I wasn’t even being greedy! We’ve heard from Bravo, and it turns out there are THREE lesbian contestants on Top Chef 4. Jennifer, Lisa and Zoi are all gay. I swear I didn’t know that when I first wrote this! If only I could use my powers for good … anyway, Top Chef premieres March 12.

Meanwhile, Bravo’s Make Me a Supermodel featured some flirty model-on-model posing this week. Here’s a clip — skip ahead to the last 20 seconds unless you’re feeling rather omnisexual today:



Maybe it’s because I was just talking about Top Chef, but for whatever reason, that didn’t turn me on — it made me hungry. Make me a sandwich!