“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.3): Lost Puppies and Lesbian Haircuts

Hypothetical question: Would you be willing to endure two years of imprisonment if it meant that afterwards you would bask in the glow and protection of one Emily Fields? Because it seems pretty damn sweet.

Screen Shot 2015-06-16 at 8.30.17 PMWhat’s the story, morning glory?

Screen Shot 2015-06-16 at 8.30.29 PMWhat’s the word, hummingbird?

We open with Emily on the phone with Spencer, while Sara Harvey is taking a shower. Apparently, girl takes a lot of showers, but wouldn’t you if you lived in a hole for two years? They discuss Andrew not being Charles, because A) Sara doesn’t think it’s him B) how can a straight A high school student care for a hostage? Academic decathlon takes up a lot of time and C) we’re only three eps into the #summerofanswers so obvs he’s one big red herring.

Screen Shot 2015-06-16 at 8.30.46 PMHello Mr. Merkel, this is Harvey Johnson, can I speak to Ursala please?

Also, Mona’s mom took her away to Saratoga. Fuck that noise, we need Mona! Hanna tells the girls that they need to go to school tomorrow and everyone agrees, which will obvs lead to Hanna being the only person at school. She looks at Andrew’s page in the yearbook and rips it out.

Screen Shot 2015-06-16 at 8.31.39 PMBest Years of Your Life…for Murder!!!

Emily is getting ready for school, while Sara follows her around like a lost puppy in a bathrobe. Sara wants to stay at the Fields’ house, because everyone is so nice and Emily’s hair is so shiny. Emily gives her a burner phone (I got a guy) and tries to touch Sara, but she cowers. Emily can’t resist a helpless blonde, so she skips school in favor of French toast with her new foster girl.

Screen Shot 2015-06-16 at 8.33.03 PM I was thinking I could just chill here, try on your bras, smell your hairbrush, nothing weird

Screen Shot 2015-06-16 at 8.33.33 PM Lesbian knighting ceremony

Aria grabs a coffee from Ezra’s Whispers and Cakes Emporium, but seems unable to rally for school. Ezra says she doesn’t have to go, and she can hang out at the shop and write/read/make some fucking cakes. He promises she’s safe, which LOLOL because Ezra couldn’t protect a can of chickpeas.