“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.9): The Prom is Dark and Full of Terrors

Ali gets a phone call, but there is silence on the other end. She assumes it’s Charles and tells him that she’s not allowed at prom. She begs him to talk to her, but all she hears is the wind shaking the bushes outside.

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.03.03 PM Is this the hot girl from the AT&T commercials? ‘Sup?

Spencer meets up with Lorenzo at the Brew to convince him to forgive Alison. I mean, so she stole his key card. Big whoop, that barely breaks into the Top Ten DiLaurentis Dick Moves. I mean, she BLINDED a girl with firecrackers and then blackmailed her stepbrother into taking the fall for it! Biiiiiiitch please. And by bitch I mean Lorenzo. Regardless, Spencer invites him to the barn prom.

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.05.22 PMNo offense, but you’re terrible. Regardless, wanna come to a barn party with some underage girls?

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.04.32 PMI thought you’d never ask

Speaking of, the barn prom is in full swing, with the moms dishing out seafood and nachos (gross combo) while the sky thunders ominously. Veronica offers them some wine, and they turn it down for two seconds until they start pounding the pinot. Like Ashley Fucking Marin is gonna turn down free wine. That would be the most unbelievable thing that ever happened on this show, and that includes Spencer getting clues from A BIRD.

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.07.34 PMLet’s just have some merlot, take off our tops, and see where the evening takes us

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.07.49 PMAlready slingshotted my bra across the room

Ali shows up in her golden prom dress to wave at the moms, before scurrying off into the bushes towards the real prom. A Red Cape follows her, because capes are more formal than coats obvs.

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.09.39 PM Seriously tho, WTF is on Aria’s head?