“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.9): The Prom is Dark and Full of Terrors

Inside the barn, Ezra is taking pictures of the Liars, whose dresses range from gorgeous to meh. I was hoping for something crazier from Aria, but I guess I’ll have to settle for that headband situation. Aria sees a confirmation email for a plane ticket to LAX on Ezra’s phone. Back in the house, a tanked Veronica spills the deets about Jason’s real dad. Oops.

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.10.42 PMNever have I ever had a lesbian experience!

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.11.14 PM Keep up, ladies

The Liars are looking at Instagram photos from the real prom and gossiping about it…until they see photos of Ali at prom. Ali is at prom to meet up with Charles, but Clark is also there taking photos and being sketchy. Also, this prom is bonkers…it’s full of fake trees and moss and masked waiters and more capes than an opera house. It’s like Eyes Wide Shut meets Into the Woods.

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.11.52 PMAria, look at my phone when I’m talking to you!

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.12.03 PM Is Noel Kahn seriously dipping his balls in the punch?!

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.12.54 PM Women be texting

Meanwhile, Veronica has told the other moms about the Jason scandal. She then complains that she can’t even enjoy her fucking garden anymore, because Mrs. DiLaurentis just HAD to get buried in it and her grass has never grown back right since. As Veronica stumbles inside, the moms decide to follow her in as opposed to keeping an eye on their daughters. Great work, everymom!

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.14.54 PM Moms in repose