“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.9): The Prom is Dark and Full of Terrors

The Liars see Clark following Ali, so the boys grab him and take his gun. Clark shows them his badge, revealing he is an undercover cop. Twist! He rushes off after Ali, but of course she’s scurried away.

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.39.32 PM Jump Street, bitches

Ali wanders deeper into the forest and ends up in Mirror Grove, where Charles breaks the mirrors and covers her mouth, dragging her off. The Liars called the police, and they split up to find Ali. Lorenzo shows up, having decided to be less of a tool, and quickly joins the Ali hunt.

The moms tried to stick Ashley up a chimney like she’s Dick Van Dyke or some shit, but she doesn’t find an exit. Now she’s covered in dirt and cobwebs. They wonder how the girls made it through all the A torture, and Pam literally says “we had ONE job to do tonight”. LOLOLOL, good one Pam.

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.43.47 PM Do you think the girls liked those seafood nachos?

The Liars find Ali’s phone and the broken mirrors. Ali screams at Charles and demands that he talk to her. Charles removes his mask, and a shocked Ali whispers, “It’s you,” and we fade to black.

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.46.17 PM If you’re wearing another mask under that mask I’m kicking you right in the balls

One more week, folks. One more week! Who do you think is on the A-team? Tweet me @Chelseaprocrast

And where the actual fuck is Mona? I hope next week she pops out of a fake tree stump and schools the shit out of everyone.

Big thanks as always to Nicole aka @PLLBigA for her screengrabs. I’ll be your barn prom date any day of the week.