“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.10): The One Where We Find Out Who A Is

Holy guacamole you guys. Last night on Pretty Little Liars we found out the identity of A! And it was next level bonkers! I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this, but in case you missed the episode/live under a rock without the internet, there will be SPOILERS in this recap. Oh yes, there will be spoilers. Consider yourself warned.

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.05.34 PM #CECEISA?! STOP SPOILERING IN HASHTAGS ABC FAMILY!

We open with Ali and the Liars running onto the roof of Radley, chasing Black Hoodie. BH jumps on the roof ledge, ready to jump. Ali begs them to stay, promising to get them help. Aria begs A not to do this to Ali. Hanna calls A a bitch but says she understands. A leans over and…

Flashback to the enchanted prom forest. Toby has told the Liars to wait for Tanner, but Emily is in no mood and wants to mount up and rescue Ali like some sort of lesbian Lancelot. Before she can gallop away, part of the forest fence opens revealing a red hood with a beastly mask. It’s Mona fucking Vanderwaal!

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.07.43 PMSorry I’m late, I had to hack my way out of the big bad wolf’s belly

Mona tells the Liars that she’s been smurfing Ali (that’s what she said) and has traced Charles’s personal cell network (A…T&T? I fucking knew it) to the Carissimi group. She also knew immediately that Clark was an undercover cop because she saw his gun/dick bulge and is basically a genius.

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.07.34 PMMona has x-ray vision? Ugh, why did I pick tonight of all nights to wear a strap-on in public?!

Meanwhile, Ali wakes up in a cell in Radley, surrounded by family photos and a dollhouse. She sees the unconscious (possibly dead?) bodies of Jason and her father on the floor.

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.08.14 PM I swear to God, if I roll over and it’s Lorenzo in bed next to me I will fucking kill myself