“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.10): The One Where We Find Out Who A Is

The Liars stake out the Carissimi group, where they see a bunch of guys loading duffel bags into a van. Hanna is so sure it’s Ali’s dead body, but the Liars tell her to stop being so morbid, as if Hanna didn’t spend an entire episode playing musical chairs with a barrel full of human remains. The Liars (and Mona and Sara) try breaking the code on the fancy pin pad, but get nowhere until Sara tells them to try the cupcake anniversary date A forced her to celebrate. I’d love to get into this more, but we’ve got A LOT of ground to cover.

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.09.01 PMTry 9999. It’s the number of orgasms I gave Hanna…

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.09.28 PMLAST NIGHT! Up high, anyone? No takers? Fuck you guys

Sara’s code works, and Liars stumble into an empty room. JK, a wooden panel opens revealing a 2001: A Space Odyssey-like control center with computers and screens and sentient desks and bleeps and blorps. It’s basically the hallway you are stuck in when you’re in line for Space Mountain. I hope Aria is tall enough to ride.

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.10.15 PMGuys, guys, guys! The files are INSIDE the computer!

The sentient desk opens its big red eye and projects a live camera hologram feed of Ali in Radley. Everyone crowds into the room, except for Sara, who shuts the space door and peaces the fuck out. DAMN YOU SHOWER SHARK!

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.10.22 PM Help me Obi Wan KeMona, you’re my only hope!