“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.10): The One Where We Find Out Who A Is

Charlotte builds an isolated life for herself at Radley, filling her room with books and studying like a fiend. Jessica arrives with news: Charlotte is still stuck at Radley (seriously? WTF is the statute of limitations on this? Did Jessica just bribe all the doctors to keep her there indefinitely?!) but they are allowing her to take classes at U Penn because she is so brilliant. Charlotte starts attending school, but is quickly bored and more interested in reuniting with her long-lost family.

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.19.42 PMGive me another minute. I’m almost done with “Omnipresence for Dummies”

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.20.11 PMDevry online? But their supervillain coursework is subpar at best!

FLASHBACK! Charlotte crashes picture day at Rosewood High, where she flirts up a storm with Jason. Yup, Charlotte’s grand plan is to date her way into her brother’s life! She introduces herself as CeCe Drake, and the incest train rolls out of the station.

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.20.51 PMI would love to come over later and film you without your knowledge

TIMEOUT. So we just heard the really sad and fucked up origin story of CeCe Drake. We’ve covered her childhood and her years at Radley and shit-show parents. But now we’re getting into the full scale A shenanigans that CeCe is pulling, and here’s where things start to get a little fucking nuts.

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.21.20 PMSo I gave our brother like, 19 reach arounds…we’ve all been there, am I right ladies?

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 10.21.26 PMNOPE NOPE NOPE INFINITY