Morning Brew – Ellen celebrates her seventh anniversary with Portia at the Teen Choice Awards

Good morning!

Sharon Stone gets nude in Harper’s Bazaar and says she has so many lesbian friends, it makes it hard for her to date. (Or maybe it’s the fact you are Sharon Fucking Stone and dudes are intimidated by that, queen!)

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Out actress Stacey Raymond and wife Leah are on this week’s What Would You Do? as expecting wives who deal with a homophobic baby store clerk.

Goodyn Green is making some lesbian feminist porn.

Lea DeLaria is on Ice T & Coco today, talking about her proposal story.

More LGBT scientists are feeling comfortable being out in the lab.

Some of our waves won big at the Teen Choice Awards last night. Cara Delevigngne was named both Choice Movie Breakout Star and Choice Summer Movie Star: Female, Pretty Little Liars swooped up Choice TV Show: Drama, Choice TV Actor: Drama (Ian Harding), Choice TV Actress: Drama (Lucy Hale), Choice TV Villain (A), and Choice Summer TV Star: Female (Ashley Benson). The entire USWNT was awarded Choice Female Athlete, and Ellen DeGeneres took home Choice Comedian. Ellen’s speech was particularly awesome because it was her seventh anniversary with wifey Portia de Rossi.

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Speaking of Ellen, she was at the D23 Expo this weekend to talk about Finding Dory. The Finding Nemo sequel will follow Dory (voiced by Ellen herself) as she searches for her family (Diane Keaton and Eugene Levy). We’ll have to wait for the film until June 17 of next year.

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Patrick Couderc of Herve Leger had some bizarre things to say about who can and should wear his designs in The Mail on Sunday:

“If you’re a committed lesbian and you are wearing trousers all your life, you won’t want to buy a Leger dress. Lesbians would want to be rather butch and leisurely.”

I can assure you as a committed lesbian, I have often admired an Herve Leger dress, but now the dream is over.

Today in Lesbianish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show (rerun) Live with Kelly & Michael – Guest co-host: Jane Lynch; Guest: Kristen Stewart Good Morning America (ABC 7 a.m.) White Collar marathon (Universal HD 8 a.m.) Friday Night Lights “East of Dillon” (Pivot 9 a.m.) (rerun) My Summer of Love (Cinemax 9:15 a.m.) Out & About (Logo 10 a.m., 9 p.m.) Tammy (HBO Comedy 10:50 a.m.) The View (ABC 11 a.m.) (rerun) Ellen “Joe’s Kept Secret”/”Makin’ Whopee” (Laff 11 a.m./11:30 a.m.) (rerun) Secret Guide to Fabulous “Engagement Dinner to Remember” (Logo 11:30 a.m.) (rerun) The Parkers “Since I Lost My Baby” (TV One 12:30 p.m.) (rerun) Steven Universe (Cartoon 1 p.m./1:30 p.m.) Best in Show (HBO Comedy 1:30 p.m.) The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.) (rerun) Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 2 p.m.) (rerun) Ellen “Gay Yellow Pages”/”Just Coffee?” (Laff 4 p.m./4:30 p.m.) (rerun) Friends “The One With the Sonogram at the End” (TBS 5 p.m.) (rerun) This Is Where I Leave You (HBO2 5:15 p.m.) The Fosters “Lucky” (ABC Family 8 p.m.) 36 Hours “Berlin’s Wild Side” (Travel 8 p.m.) Ray Donovan “Swing Vote” (Showtime 8 p.m., 10 p.m.) 2 Broke Girls “And the High Hook-Up” (CBS 8 p.m.) (rerun) The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.) Masters of Sex “Two Scents” (Showtime 9 p.m., 11 p.m.) Chasing Life “As Long As We Both Shall Live” (ABC Family 9:01 p.m.) Murder in the First “Down Time” (TNT 10 p.m.) Archer “White Elephant”/”Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying” (Comedy Central 10 p.m./10:30 p.m.) (rerun) ​Big Brother: After Dark (Pop 11 p.m.)​ ​Queer​ As Folk (Showcase 11 p.m./12 a.m.) (rerun) Girl Code (MTV 11:02 p.m./11:33 p.m.) The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon (NBC 11:34 p.m.) – Guest: Fran Lebowitz Nurse (Showtime Beyond 12:35 a.m.) Friends “The One With the Truth About London” (Nick 12:48 a.m.) (rerun) Close Up with the Hollywood Reporter “Comedy Actresses” (Sundance 1 a.m.) – With Kate McKinnon Law & Order “Corner Office” (TNT 1 a.m.) (rerun) The New Adventures of Old Christine “A Decent Proposal” (TV Land 3:54 a.m.) (rerun) White Collar (Universal HD 4 a.m./5 a.m.) (rerun) Chef Wanted with Anne Burrell “French Connection” (Food Network 4 a.m.) (rerun) Maron “Spiral” (IFC 5:30 a.m.) (rerun) Buffy “Older and Far Away” (Pivot 6 a.m.) (rerun) Buffy “Dead Man’s Party” (ABC Family 7 a.m.) (rerun) Margaret Cho: Cho Dependent (Logo 7 a.m.) House “After Hours” (Oxygen 7 a.m.) (rerun) Friday Night Lights “A Sort of Homecoming” (Pivot 8 a.m.) (rerun) (Thanks Roni!)