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“The 100” recap (3.02): The Commander of My Fate

At the trading post, someone is beating the crap out of poor Niylah, asking about Wanheda. The Ark crew saves her, and when she realizes they’re Clarke’s people, she tells them that Clarke was here just yesterday. “She was here when I fell asleep and gone when I woke up,” she says. And while I love that no one questioned it, no one even congratulated her on winning over Clarke “Must Protect My Heart At All Costs Because Everyone I Love Either Kills My Father, Goes So Crazy I Have To Murder Them, or Betrays Me and My Entire People” Griffin enough to bed her. But it’s okay, we appreciate her. She tells them that the Bounty Hunter that was just punching her thinks that his partner, an Ice Nation Grounder, took her. Monty finds tracks and they head out, leaving the poor Trader Girl behind.

Get a T-shirt that says, “I topped Wanheda and all I got was this lousy face wound.

Not too far away, Clarke is still being dragged around. Vane tucks her into some grass and tells her to shut up because he sees some Ice Nation scouts, but telling Clarke not to do anything she wants to do is like trying to tell the wind to stop blowing during a tornado so she immediately starts shouting. He tells her the men’s deaths are on her and she looks at him like, “They don’t call me the Commander of Hugs and Puppies.”

Vane drags her out, calling her a prisoner for the Queen, but the scouts want the bounty for themselves. Unfortunately for them, Vane is vicious, and they’re all dead before they can get their paws on Clarke. Clarke sees an opening while Vane is fighting and starts to run, but is taken down when Vane drops a body on her. Scrappy as ever, though, she pulls a knife off the body weighing her down and stabs her captor with it good and hard.

He grabs her, angry, and she says if he was going to kill her, she would have done it by now. And he knows she’s right.

It’s like when a Cocker Spaniel puppy barks furiously at a German Shepherd.

Bellamy and his search-and-rescue team see Ice Nation coming in waves from one side, and Clarke and her captor not too far from them in a different direction. Bellamy starts to run toward his leader, but Kane stops him, saying they have to wait for the army to pass. Indra says she has to warn her Commander, and says if Clarke gets dead, they’ll have a war on their hands. Because Lexa will send a fully armed battalion to remind Clarke of her love.

So Team Bellamy hides in a cave while reluctant puppy Clarke is lead into what I believe is an abandoned subway station.

Okay quick update on the City of Light crazies: the City of Light is a place Alie can take Thelonious, and it looks like a shiny, new city. Totally empty besides the two of them. Thelonious wants to bring people here, to save the human race, but it seems to be all in his head. While he goes off to introduce a new follower this magical land, Emori sneaks over to the meditating lumpy-faced man, ready to steal tech from him, because that’s her jam.  

Before she can get the tech backpack, LumpFace wakes up and tries to stop her, violently, and Murphy slits his throat to set her free. Free of their attacker, they open the backpack.

“I definitely fell in with the wrong kru.”

It looks like a supercomputer…and Murphy realizes it’s Alie. It has the same infinity symbol as the City of Light chip Thelonious gave him. After a skirmish when Thelonious returns, Alie ends up in the water and Emori and Murphy end up on a boat.

Thelonious goes back to the City of Light, but it’s fine, and so is Alie. Besides, there’s something neat she gets to show him now: Just like there is no pain in the City of Light, there is also no death. LumpFace is here, lump free and proud. Like he was uploaded to this virtual reality they all seem so fond of.

Okay back to the good stuff. While Vane cauterizes his own wound, he chats with Clarke, trying to get to know her, find out who she is. She says she’s no one.

Calm down, Arya Stark.

She knows he’s not real Ice Nation, so she asks why he’s taking her there. He calls her a coward for hiding, and she calls him one back. He disagrees on this point, though—he was banished, she ran. But she’s his ticket home.

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