Morning Brew – Penelope Cruz enjoyed kissing Scarlett Johansson and Charlize Theron

Good morning! Happy Friday!

Penelope Cruz was a guest on Watch What Happens Live this week, where a caller asked which former co-star was a better kisser: Scarlett Johansson and Charlize Theron. Her response:

“I have to say both, I’m sorry. How can you choose there?”


Andy Cohen then asks if she likes kissing ladies.

“Are you asking if I like kissing Scarlett and Charlize? It was not bad.” 


Megan Fox is a cool mom, you guys. Her son wears dresses and she celebrates it.


Abby Wambach wants to be besties with Ellen and Adele.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills guest star Faye Resnick detailed her feelings for Nicole Brown Simpson, and one night they spent together when things took a turn for the sexual.

A Kentucky court will allow a woman to fight for joint custody of her daughter with her ex (the bio mom), who wants her new husband to adopt the child.

Kristen Stewart wishes she could dance like no paparazzi were watching. Meanwhile her new film with Woody Allen has been purchased by Amazon

Speaking of Amazon, Jill Soloway is producing a new show from out playwright Sarah Gubbins, an adaptation of Chris Kraus‘s novel I Love Dick.

Collider has a new interview with The 100 showrunner Jason Rothenberg. On Clexa:

“The thing for Clarke is that obviously she’s furious and blames Lexa for abandoning her. But I feel like, if she was being honest and could take herself out of it emotionally, and someone presented her with the same choice, I do think that Clarke would have done the same thing. She did do the same thing. The finale of Season 2 was designed to give Clarke almost the identical choice to Lexa. To me, Lexa chose to abandon Clarke and let the Sky People die to save her own people. Dante crossed his own moral line, in the same episode, and basically chose to allow his son to brain marrow to death all of those kids, which he was never going to do. That was his point of no return and he crossed it for his people, which broke him. Clarke came up to the same choice, which was, will she kill all of these people, many of whom were bad, but many of whom were helping them? There were probably 40 people in the group that was hiding them and keeping them alive, and Clarke killed them to save her people. So, she did make the same decision. That’s pointed out to her a couple of times in Season 3, and I think eventually she will probably realize that.”



Courtney Barnett slayed on Steven Colbert the other night.

Rolling Stone captured Courtney as she prepared for the Grammys

Decider thinks Kate McKinnon is SNL‘s MVP. In other Kate news, she’ll be part of the Athena Film Festival in NYC tomorrow, in conversation with Ghostbusters director Paul Feig. And she’s ALSO hosting the Indie Spirit Awards on February 27. In this clip, she explains the premise of Carol.

It’s my duty to tell you there are some girls kissing one another in this new G-Eazy video.

EW has a few new photos from Once Upon a Time.

bell hooks and Emma Watson have mutual girl crushes on one another.

Lady Gaga walked in Marc Jacobs’ show at NYFW.

The Mindy Project will be back on Hulu April 12, and Fortune Feimster has been upped to series regular.

Today in Lesbianish TV:

The Ellen DeGeneres Show

Good Morning America (ABC 7 a.m.)

Law & Order: SVU “Mask” (USA 9 a.m., 12 a.m.) (rerun)
Buffy marathon (Pivot 10 a.m.)
The View (ABC 11 a.m.)

Bessie (HBO2 12:10 p.m.)

(Sundance 12:45 p.m.)
The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.)

General Hospital (ABC 2 p.m.)

Ellen (Laff 3 p.m./3:30 p.m.) (rerun)

Friday Night Lights “East of Dillon” (Pivot 4 p.m.) (rerun)

Reba “Van’s Agent” (CMT 4:30 p.m.) (rerun)

Steven Universe “Historical Friction; Onion Friend” (Cartoon 5:30 p.m.) (rerun)

Chopped Canada “Showdown at the Oka Corral”/”For the Love of Cod” (Cooking Channel 6 p.m./7 p.m.) (rerun)

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis: Live (MTV Live 6 p.m.) (rerun)

(Starz Comedy 6:25 p.m.)

Person of Interest marathon (WGN America 7 p.m.)

Last Man Standing “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” (CMT 7:30 p.m.) (rerun)
The Vampire Diaries “This Woman’s Work” (CW 8 p.m.)

Black Sails “XXII.” (Starz Edge 8 p.m., Starz 10:50 p.m.)

Women’s Olympic Qualifying Soccer (NBC Sports Channel 8:30 p.m.)
The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.)

The People’s Couch (Bravo 10 p.m.)

Shameless “NSFW” (Showtime2 10 p.m., Showtime 1 a.m.)

Pride (Showtime2 11 p.m.)

The Walking Dead “No Way Out” (AMC 12 a.m.)
Archer marathon (FXX 12 a.m.)

Ellen (Laff 5 a.m./5:30 a.m.) (rerun)

Portlandia marathon (IFC 5 a.m.)
Buffy “Tough Love” (FX 7 a.m.) (rerun)

The Best Thing I Ever Made “Say Cheese!” (Food Network 7 a.m.) (rerun)
(Thanks, Roni!)