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“Pretty Little Liars” recap (7.4): The Return of Mona and Jenna

The next morning, the Liars and Mona have brunch at Radley and everyone is pissed, traumatized, and hungover. Mona wants to find the burner phone so they can track Rollins’ accomplice, and Spencer is like, “My brain is pickled, but even I know it’s obviously Mary fucking Drake!” Aria tries to pipe up, but Hanna tells her to sit down and drink her goddamn mimosa. Their brunch is interrupted by a sinister tappity tap tap of a white cane: Jenna Marshall is back, bitches!

Hey, you gonna finish that French toast?
Bitch can brunch!

Jenna then proceeds to serve ALL the shade and tells the Liars she’s back in town for Toby’s engagement. They ask her why she’s at Radley, and she’s like, “My house exploded into a fireball, much like you exploded my eyeballs with a firecracker.” I will never not love the antipathy the Liars have for a girl THEY BLINDED. Not only did they blind her, they blackmailed her, murdered her girlfriend, and slapped her sunglasses right off her pretty face. I would love to watch a spin-off of PLL where the entire story is told from Jenna’s POV. Just one blind girl against an army of shiny-haired maniacal assholes.

Whelp, it’s been nice seeing everyone
But you can’t see though bc we blinded you, right?
*Hanna kicks Emily under the table
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