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“Pretty Little Liars” recap (7.5): The Showerbot Rises

Ali shows Emily an address she found at the house, and they surmise that, along with a burner phone, Rollins kept a burner apartment. Emily says the phrase “burner apartment” like 80 times in this episode, as if that’s a thing. IT’S NOT A THING. Emily wants to search the apartment, and Ali wants to get her hands on the bastards who told Rollins she killed Charlotte, and Emily is like OH FUCK.

Ali then hits the ATM, but Rollins froze all her accounts and stole every penny she had. Aria is at Ezra’ place when she hears his phone ringing. The call is from Nicole (DUN DUN DUN!), but there’s just street noise in the background.

OF COURSE Ali has no money; her bank has “Con” in their name!

Emily is busy working on her Pisco Sour and trying to froth up some egg whites when Aria calls her about the ghost call, but Emily tells her that it could be anyone using the phone. She even got a call from her dead dad’s phone. She invites Aria over for some day drinking and assures her that Nicole is dead. Emily is pretty convinced about Nicole’s death which is bonkers considering every dead person she knows has been resurrected multiple times.  Emily gets an email notification that she got a 92% on her test, followed by a message from A.D. telling her to thank them later and calling her an ungrateful bitch. Okay, A.D., is Emily ungrateful for not thanking you for taking the test she just found out you took for her? Also, why is A.D. helping Emily’s grades? I’m waiting for the episode where Emily pours a perfectly mixed Pisco Sour, and the egg whites spell out “You’re welcome for the drink, asshole!”

Hi, you’ve reached Emily’s cell. I’m too smashed to take your call right now – –
Emily, it’s 10:30 in the morning. Pull yourself together
But I’m doing college!

Spencer is trying to find Caleb, but he’s nowhere to be found! She calls Hanna for advice on his hiding spots, and Hanna lists off several places in the woods like he’s some kind of nature sprite. Hanna watches Jenna leave the Brew, and Spencer urges her to follow her, but Hanna is like “bitch can sense being followed.”

Emily and Aria forgo day drinking and set a trap to meet the anonymous texter at the burner apartment. They’re so caught up in sleuthing that when they run into Sabrina, it’s awkward and unfriendly. I blame Sabrina’s giant floppy hat.

I CAN’T LEZ RIGHT NOW GOSH SABRINA I’M DRUNK SLEUTHING!
You’re so hot I honestly don’t care. Carry on, you drunk shining diamond of a woman
Maybe I should take the car keys…
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