Morning Brew – “Keeping Score” documents Megan Rapinoe’s life on and off the field

Good morning! Happy Friday!

Ellen DeGeneres continues to throw shade at the supposed lesbian couple in Finding Dory by hating on the dykey looking one’s haircut.

“I was really disappointed in myself because I know lesbians, and I spot them pretty easily. I was like ‘Damn, I didn’t see the lesbian! What’s wrong with me?” But it was just a woman with a bad short haircut, so that’s all it was.”

The New Yorker celebrates Cubbyhole, which can never shut down, ever, thanks.

Season 6 of American Horror Story is already creepy AF.

So Cleveland Pride was canceled?

LGBT teen Mormons are committing suicide and the church says it’s the weather’s fault.

Marnie Simpson is “keeping her options open.”

Rotterdam is a new play about a queer couple that has one of the women coming out to her parents while the other announces their transition.

Tammy Baldwin would love an out President, as long as it’s not her.

We all do as a society, but don’t look at me. This is an extraordinary honor, and I feel very humble to get to represent the state of Wisconsin as one of their two senators. One of my aspirations is becoming the senior senator. We’re trying to get Russ Feingold elected to the U.S. Senate in Wisconsin, which would make me the senior senator. I feel very fortunate to do what I do.

Lesbian love addiction is a real thing.

Bex Taylor-Klaus reveals who she ships from Scream.

Tallulah, starring Ellen Page and Allison Janney, is available on Netflix today.

Abby Wambach has taken up fencing.

Speaking of the USWNT, a new docuseries called Keeping Score will “give viewers an intimate portrait” of three players: Hope Solo, Crystal Dunn and Megan Rapinoe (!!!).  It’ll premiere August 3 on Fullscreen and go-in-depth with the women on and off the field. Via Deadline:

Viewers learn about their upbringings, relationships and personal sacrifices — and their quest for equal pay. The women share how they’ve worked to achieve their dreams and their efforts against the challenging double standards they face as they advance professionally.


MTV remembers Dazzler, “Marvel’s disco-inspired rollerskating superheroine.”

The Daily Beast is here for Kristen Stewart‘s coming out. BTW, she’s looking very glam in the new Chanel campaign.

The Get Suited competition has selected their winners, and they are all super worthy. Here’s an interview with Brennen, who is genderqueer and may look familiar, as they were featured on MTV’s True Life.

Today in Lesbianish TV:

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (rerun)

Good Morning America (ABC 7 a.m.)

#BlackLove “Maybe Baby” (FYI 9 a.m.) (rerun)

112 Weddings (HBO2 10:05 a.m.)
The View (ABC 11 a.m.)

Clouds of Sils Maria (TMC Xtra 11:20 a.m.)

Steven Universe (Cartoon 12 p.m.)

Grey’s Anatomy marathon (Lifetime 12 p.m.)

Survivor’s Remorse “The Night of the Crash” (Starz 1:40 p.m., Starz Comedy 6 p.m., 9 p.m., Starz In Black 2 a.m.)
The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.)

General Hospital (ABC 2 p.m.)

How I Met Your Mother “Big Days” (FX 2 p.m.) (rerun)

Clarence (Cartoon 2 p.m./2:30 p.m.) (rerun)
Ellen (Laff 3 p.m./3:30 p.m.) (rerun)
Chasing Amy (TMC 4 p.m.)

Cesar 911 “The Biggest Loser” (Nat Geo Wild 5 p.m.) – With Jillian Michaels (rerun)
Last Man Standing “Restaurant Opening” (CMT 5 p.m.) (rerun)

Chopped Canada “A Wing and a Prayer” (Cooking Channel 6 p.m.) – With Lynn Crawford (rerun)

Steven Universe “Greg the Babysitter; Alone at Sea” (Cartoon 7 p.m.)

Women’s Basketball – Team U.S.A. vs. Canada (NBA 7 p.m.)
Person of Interest marathon (WGN America 7 p.m.)

The Great British Baking Show “Victorian”/”Patisserie” (PBS)

Rosewood “Silkworms y Silencio” (Fox 8 p.m.) (rerun)
Chopped Canada “Creme de la Crop” (Cooking Channel 8 p.m.) – With Lynn Crawford (rerun)
The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.)

Roadies “Friends and Family” (Showtime2 9 p.m., Showtime 11:35 p.m.)

Ray Donovan “Get Even Before Leavin'” (Showtime2 10 p.m., Showtime 12:35 a.m.)

Modern Family “Schooled” (USA 10:30 p.m.) (rerun)

Masters of Sex “Two Scents” (Showtime2 11:30 p.m.) (rerun)

Empire marathon (TV One 12 a.m.)

Archer marathon (FXX 12 a.m.)

Rules of Engagement “Uh-Oh It’s Magic” (WGN America 2:30 a.m.) (rerun)

Close Up With The Hollywood Reporter “Drama Showrunners” (Sundance 4:45 a.m.) – With Nina Jacobson

Maron “The Bookstore”/”Bookend” (IFC 4:45 a.m./5:15 a.m.) (rerun)
Nine for IX “Swoopes” (ESPN Classic 5 a.m.) (rerun)

South Park “Tom’s Rhinoplasty” (Comedy Central 8 a.m.) (rerun)
(Thanks, Roni!)