Morning Brew – Jodie Foster does a dramatic interpretation of Britney’s “Toxic”

Good morning!

Alert: Kristen Stewart ate the delicious vegan food from lesbian chef Chandra Gilbert at Gracias Madre.

Campus Pride lists the 30 most LGBT-friendly colleges and universities.

A bizarre rumor is circling the internet that Margot Robbie and Emma Watson are starring in a Brokeback Mountain remake, but it’s not true

What is real, though, is Margot hanging out with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne.

Basketball coach Kate Drumgoole is suing the Catholic high school that fired her for marrying her partner.

Pakistan Today chats with Fawzia Mirza about Signature Move.

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Jodie Foster do a dramatic interpretation of Britney Spears‘ “Toxic.” Plus Priyanka Chopra, who does it a little more musically.

Bury me in Berlin, please.

Cathy Woods, “paranoid schizophrenic woman,” is the “longest-ever wrongfully incarcerated woman in U.S. history” because Reno police officers decided she was a lesbian murderer. From Courthouse News:

“Despite multiple witness reports of a man fleeing the scene of the crime, the officers with no evidence concocted a homophobic theory that Ms. Woods is a lesbian, that her ‘mannish’ appearance explained the witness reports, and that she murdered Ms. Mitchell for rejecting her sexual advances.”

She’s been exonerated through DNA testing and the real culprit, a male serial killer, has been named and now Cathy has filed a federal complaint. 

Sounds like mainstream comics are getting queerer.

New Orleans is trying to keep the spirit of their dyke bars alive.

Rhea Butcher talks about new comedy album with Chicago Pride.

Kenya’s first lesbian rapper, Grammo Suspect, is on an album to spread support for gay rights in Africa.

A lesbian couple in Massachusetts rubbed a nun at gunpoint, which is definitely sacrilegious. 

Today in Lesbianish TV:

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (rerun)

Good Morning America (ABC 7 a.m.)

The View (ABC 11 a.m.) (rerun)

Buffy (Pivot 11 a.m.) (rerun)

Steven Universe (Cartoon 12 p.m., 7 p.m.) (rerun)

General Hospital (ABC 2 p.m.)

The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.) (rerun)

Clarence (Cartoon 2 p.m./2:30 p.m.) (rerun)

Survivor’s Remorse “No Child Left Behind” (Starz 2:50 p.m., 12:45 a.m., Starz In Black 7:10 p.m., 11 p.m.)

Ellen “It’s a Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay World”/”The Hospital” (Laff 3 p.m./3:30 p.m.) (rerun)

Sisterhood of Hip Hop marathon (Oxygen 4 p.m.)
Grandma (Starz 4:25 p.m.)

Ray Donovan “Goodbye Beautiful” (Showtime 7 p.m.)

Pretty Little Liars “Exes and OMGs” (Freeform 7 p.m.) (rerun)

Friday Night Lights “Expectations” (Pivot 7 p.m.) (rerun)
Pretty Little Liars “The Wrath of Khan” (Freeform 8 p.m.)

Roadies “The Corporate Gig” (Showtime 8 p.m., 11:05 p.m.)

New Girl “Dress” (Fox 8:30 p.m.) (rerun)

The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.)

Sisterhood of Hip Hop “Papa’z Song” (Oxygen 9 p.m.)

Milk (MoreMAX 9 p.m.)
The View: 20 Years in the Making (ABC 10 p.m.)

Happy Endings (Flix 10 p.m.)
@midnight with Chris Hardwick (Comedy Central 11:31 p.m.) – With Gina Yashere (rerun)

Friends “The One With the Truth About London” (Nick 12 a.m.) (rerun)

Archer marathon (FXX 12 a.m.)

Lovebox Festival 2013 (MTV Live 12 a.m.) – Azealia Banks performs (rerun)
Chasing Amy (Flix 12:15 a.m.)

Classic Tennis – 1989 U.S. Open Final – Navratilova vs. Graf (ESPN Classic 1 a.m.) (rerun)
Kinsey (IndiePlex 1:05 a.m.)

Classic Tennis – 1984 U.S. Open Final – Martina Navratilova vs. Chris Evert-Lloyd (ESPN Classic 3 a.m.) (rerun)
Side Effects (Starz Edge 5:55 a.m.)

Buffy “Smashed”/”Wrecked” (Pivot 6 a.m./7 a.m.) (rerun)

May (TMAX 6:10 a.m.)

White Collar marathon (Universal HD 8 a.m.)
(Thanks, Roni!)