Too bad only her shoes are bi-curious offers a confab with Tina Fey and Jenna Fischer, in which Tina Fey claims that “before I met my husband, I could never get anyone to go out with me.”

Tina Fey

That’s just wrong.

In related news, Fey will host the Writers Guild of America awards in February, and episodes of 30 Rock will be free at through mid-January. That’s a nice gift. You can stuff my stockings anytime, Tina! Uh…