“Gossip Girl” Facebook recaps: How Serena stole Thanksgiving and the Bass stole Christmas

You guys, we have so much to talk about! I’m sorry I missed the recap last week, but I sustained a knock on the noggin, and everyone was nattering around me, but all I could think of was how I was there and you were here and no one was talking about how Blair and Serena are so in love! I mean, they almost flew to Paris to rekindle their passion!

But then: A pack of wolves! A car accident! Trip leaves Serena for dead! Chuck’s parents return from the dead! (Am I over-punctuating? I don’t care! I love this show so much!)

Fasten your seatbelts; here’s two weeks worth of Facebook recaps!