Michelle Paradise’s Worst Date Stories

A few months ago, Michelle Paradise asked you to submit your best and worst dating stories — and did you ever! There are over a hundred hilariously bad date stories, and Michelle gathered together four of your favorite women — Marnie Alton, Dara Nai, Karman Kregloe and Jill Bennett — to re-enact some of the best ones, with Lori and I “directing” (which in this case, meant zooming the camera in and out, refreshing their drinks, and trying to keep the cats out of the frame).

As you can guess from the photo, much chaos ensued. Some of my favorite moments? Marnie as a “hot RN,” Dara as a cop who can’t get her handcuffs off her belt buckle, Michelle moonwalking, Karman’s puppet love, and Jill overdosing on pharmaceuticals while on a dinner date.

They also award a fantastic prize to one of you unsuspecting AftereEllen.com readers who submitted a story. I don’t want to give away the surprise, but you impatient types who want to know what the prize is now can click here. (To find out if you won, you’ll just have to watch the vlog!)

The final vlog was pretty long — almost an hour and a half — but since it was too funny to cut out much, I just split it into two videos. And I figure this will keep you busy while AfterEllen.com is on a break next week.

So grab a cup of coffee/can of soda/glass of wine applejuice, sit back, and prepare to be entertained!

Tip: if you click on the little box in the bottom right corner of the player, you can watch the video in full-screen mode.

AfterEllen.com Worst Date Stories Part 1

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AfterEllen.com Worst Date Stories Part 2

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And stay tuned for the outtakes at the end!