Morning Brew: Checking in on the lesbian Olympians, Lindsay Lohan wants to remake “Thelma & Louise” with Jennifer Lawrence

Good morning, Brewbies!

I don’t know about you, but I spent the whole weekend with my eyeballs glued open so I didn’t miss a single second of the Olympics. In addition to that lesbian kiss from Brookside in the opening ceremony, lots of lesbian athletes have been making their mark on London already.

Lisa Dahlkvist, Hedvig Lindahl, and Jessica Lindstrom — the three gay ladies from Sweden’s soccer team — beat South Africa 4-1, and tied with Japan 0-0.

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Megan Rapinoe and the US women’s soccer team won 4-2 against France and 3-0 against Colombia.

Photo credit: Stanley Chou/Getty Images

Denmark’s Rikke Skov scored six goals in a 21-18 handball victory over Sweden.

Photo credit: Jeff Gross/Getty Images

Also in handball, Brazil’s Mayssa Pessoa was part of her team’s 24-23 win over Croatia. And France’s Alexandra Lacrabère scored three goals as her team defeated Norway.

Photo credit: Javier Soriano/Getty Images

Natalie Cook is a lesbian beach volleyball player from Australia, and she and her volleyball partner, Tamsin Hinchley, lost to two-time gold medalists Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh.

Photo credit: Ryan Pierse/Getty Images

Team USA’s Seimone Augustus had a strong showing as the women’s basketball team defeated Croatia 81-56.

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Two lesbian cyclists — Judith Arndt and Ina-Yoko Teutenberg, both from Germany — competed in the road race yesterday. Teutenberg missed the bronze medal by just 27 seconds. Arndt placed 37th.

Photo credit: Bryn Lennon/Getty Images

And four openly gay field hockey players from the Netherlands — Maartje Paumen, Marilyn Agliotti, Kim Lammers, and Carlien Dirkse van den Heuvel — led their team to a 3-0 victory against Belgium.

Photo credit: Daniel Berehulak/Getty Images

Did I miss any les/bi athletes that have competed so far? Let me know!

Have you heard the word that Lindsay Lohan wants to remake Thelma & Louise with Jennifer Lawrence?

Love you, LiLo, but I’m pretty sure JLawrence is all tied up with Catching Fire and Mockingjay and Whatever Other Movie She Wants To Make until her trophy cases are absolutely full of Oscars and Golden Globes. But don’t give up on your dreams of making Thelma & Louise & Two Random Dudes!

Every lesbian’s favorite Evil Queen Lana Parilla is all set to attend Cleveland’s Human Rights Campaign gala. The event will be held on August 25th at The Wolstein Center. For information about tickets (which are still available!) check out HRC’s official website.

Toady in lesbian-ish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show (rerun), Talking Liberally with Stephanie Miller (Current 9 a.m.), Glee Live in Concert (HBO Comedy 10:15 a.m.), The Bold and the Beautiful (CBS 1:30 p.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.) – Cat Cora is the guest co-host, Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 2 p.m.) (rerun), House Hunters “Two Opinionated Ladies, 4 Pit Bulls and a Baby” (HGTV 4:30 p.m.), Glee Live in Concert (HBO Comedy 6:35 p.m.), The Secret Life of the American Teenager “Girlfriends” (ABC Family 8 p.m.), Love & Hip Hop Atlanta (VH1 8 p.m.), True Blood “Somebody That I Used to Know” (HBO2 8 p.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), Gia (Lifetime 9 p.m.), Degrassi “Closer to Free, Pt.1” (TeenNick 10 p.m.), Push Girls “Out of Control” (Sundance 10 p.m.), Chelsea Lately (E! 11 p.m.) – With Fortune Feimster, Big Brother After Dark (Showtime2 midnight), Golden Girls “Goodbye Mr. Gordon” (We 12:30 a.m.) [Thanks for the schedule, Roni!]