Morning Brew: Stephen Colbert says “It Gets Worse,” Rooney Mara might be the solo star of “The Girl Who Played with Fire”

Good morning, Brewbies!

Last night the The Colbert Report tackled a statement from a pro-DOMA lawyer who believes that the success of the gay rights movement means the gay rights movement will fail. Watch: It Gets Worse!

The Baltimore Sun notes that both the Ravens and the 49ers have done cool things for the LGBT community this year, and so they’re calling this Sunday’s Super Bowl: “The Gay Rights Bowl.” Too bad 49ers cornerback Chris Culliver ruined every bit of gay goodwill when he said he wouldn’t let gay players into his locker room yesterday, along with a whole bunch of other anti-gay stuff. (Get it together, dude. You play in San Francisco!)

Are you crying about tonight’s 30 Rock series finale? If so, relive some of the show’s best and gayest moments with Flavorwire’s list of 100 Best 30 Rock Quotes.

When you were reading The Millennium Trilogy, did you wish for way more Lisbeth Salander and way less Mikael Blomkvist? Well, you may be in luck when it comes to the next American movie installment. The Hollywood Reporter is speculating that Daniel Craig is going to get cut from the project to save money and that the script will be revised to focus even more on Lisbeth. Obviously, she’s much more of the focus in The Girl who Played with Fire and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets Nest, so it actully seems like somehting that might work! (Rooney Mara is still on board to play Salander.)

Paris Hilton — who was recorded being really homophobic to a gay friend not long ago — is making up for her misdeeds by auctioning off a bottle of her perfume (Dazzle?) for GLAAD. So, if you have a lot of money and want to smell like Paris Hilton and also help out gay media, um, here you go?

Tha Dallas Voice wonders if Texas could elect a lesbian governor. (They think yes.)

The Huffington Post features a moving column today from Kim Corsaro, who recounts the first time she heard the word “lesbian” while growing up in a Baptist home.

Today in lesbian-ish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Talking Liberally with Stephanie Miller (Current 9 a.m.), Color Splash “David Bromstad Mixes Old Florida-style and Contemporary Design in a Family Room Makeover” (HGTV 10:30 a.m.), , The Bold and the Beautiful (CBS 1:30 p.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), Jane Velez-Mitchell (HLN 7 p.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), Grey’s Anatomy “Bad Blood” (ABC 9 p.m.), Glee “Naked” (Fox 9 p.m.), Degrassi (TeenNick 9, 9:30 p.m.) (rerun), Chef Wanted with Anne Burrell “Italian Empire” (Food Network 10 p.m.) – The Season 2 premiere, Archer “Legs” (FX 10 p.m.), Lost Girl marathon (Syfy 11 p.m.), XIII: The Series “The Irish Version” (Reelz 11 p.m.) – Zoie Palmer guest stars, Jimmy Kimmel (ABC 11:35 p.m.) – Guest: Tegan and Sara [Thanks for the schedule, Roni!]