Afternoon Delight: Sofia Vergara has deadly boobs in “Machete Kills,” Tegan and Sara to host the Woodie Awards

Good afternoon my lovelies!

Happy birthday to Rachel Weisz, Jenna Fischer, Wanda Sykes and everyone else that was born on this day!

Tegan and Sara are co-hosting the 2013 mtvU Woodie Awards with rapper Machine Gun Kelly. You can watch it all happen on MTV and mtvU on March 17 at 8 p.m. The sisters seem excited to take the stage:

This will be our first time at the mtvU Woodie Awards, so we couldn’t be more excited to be making our debut as co-hosts and nominees for the Tag Team Woodie. It’s a good thing they got Machine Gun Kelly to step in as our tri-host, because no one else would be able to get a word in edgewise. posted the amazing new poster for Machete Kills, featuring Sofia Vergara and her deadly boobs.

Rosie O’Donnell got all dressed up for her upcoming role on NBC’s Smash.

Out model Freja Beha Erichsen reminds me of style icon Audrey Hepburn in the below Chanel ad.

Tonight’s episode of Glee will feature the show’s 500th musical number. In the interviews below, stars Jane Lynch and Naya Rivera talk about which songs have been their favorites so far.


On April 6 Melissa McCarthy will host Saturday Night Live for a second time. This news makes me really happy. 

Since I’m obsessed with The Hunger Games: Catching Fire character posters, take a gander at Jena Malone’s stunning pic! (I might need a Hunger Games intervention.)

A bar in Puerto Rico’s San Juan is causing a lot of controversy over an offensive anti-gay message. The ATM at El Ocho de Blanco spit out a receipt with the message “We Hate Fags” written in English at the bottom of the slip. The restaurant posted on its Facebook page that they have turned the ATM off and have contacted the ATM provider to resolve the problem. A representative at ATM Mobile Services stated, “someone from the outside gained access to the system and programming of the machine.” I wonder how many receipts were distributed with this hateful message.

Photo of the day!

What do you think of the latest Curve magazine cover?