Morning Brew – Fri. April 26: Portia chooses between two Ellens, Amber Heard in her new movie poster

Good morning and happy Friday!

In case you’re wondering what Tila Tequila is up to…

Apparently The Valley has some lesbian kissing between two otherwise straight housemates. It’s like the equivalent to Snooki and Deena.

Amber Heard looks stunning in the poster for her new film Syrup.

If you’re heading to All Tomorrow’s Parties, go see majorly queer band CSS.

k.d. lang sings “How Did You Find Me Here?” for Vanguard Records’ charity album Sweet Relief lll: Pennies from Heaven. You can get your copy July 9.

Here’s what happened when Portia de Rossi thought Kate McKinnon was her wife on yesterday’s Ellen.

Speaking of Kate, she looked lovely at the NBC up-fronts this week in L.A.

We Are The Youth is a project dedicated to highlighting young queer people. Meet Natasha. a 15-year-old from Iowa City.

This week’s Modern Love is called “Yes, I Really Am Bisexual. Deal With it.” You should read it!

Today in Lesbianish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Talking Liberally with Stephanie Miller (Current 9 a.m.), *House Hunters (HGTV 12 p.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), V for Vendetta (Syfy 5 p.m.), Primary Colors (Showtime2 5:30 p.m.), Jane Velez-Mitchell (HLN 7 p.m.), *Portlandia marathon (IFC 7 p.m.), *Degrassi marathon (TeenNick 8 p.m.), The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Starz Cinema 8 p.m.), Glee Live in Concert (HBO Family 8:45 p.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), Boys Don’t Cry (WMAX 10 p.m.), Basic Instinct (Encore 10:05 p.m.), *Funny or Die Presents (HBO Comedy 10:30 p.m.), *That Sex Show (Logo 11 p.m.), Missionaries of Hate (Current 12 a.m.), Stand Up in Stilletos (TV Guide 12:30 a.m.), Jolene (TMC Xtra 12:40 a.m.), Chasing Amy (Showcase 12:45 a.m.), Wanda Sykes: I’ma Be Me (HBO Comedy 1 a.m.) and *Lost Girl (Syfy 2 a.m.) (Thanks Roni!)

*Denotes a rerun