Morning Brew – Thurs. June 13: Amber Heard is hot in “Malibu,” “Hollyoaks” has a new lesbian pairing

Good morning!

First thing’s first: A rep for the film Laggies reached out to tell me that the Keira Knightley and Chloe Moretz hook-up is not happening. It’s just an internet rumor and the girls are just really good and unlikely friends in the film. Sorry to disappoint and misinform!

A lesbian couple in India went on national TV to say they are married and want to be able to live together. Their parents thought they were missing, but they’d run away together and are now in hiding.

If you’re someone who has daydreams about Megan Rapinoe and the USWNT soccer team hitting the showers, then you will probably enjoy Girls Who Score.

A lesbian college student in Omaha was expelled and asked to repay her school funds for the three and a half years she attended Grace University. Their student handbook “forbids sexually immoral behavior,” but apparently allows homophobic bullshit and intolerance.

Rosie O’Donnell‘s ex Kelli Carpenter got married to singer Anne Steele and the New York Times wrote about the affair. Congrats Kelli and Anne!

Comedian Marga Gomez has a great story about Lily Tomlin and Jane Wagner:

Classy, funny with decades of staying power! I got to meet them when I lived in LA. They attended some of my shows, which was mindblowing because they are my greatest comic influence. I’ll tell your readers a scandalous secret: I was invited to their house for Cuban food and Lily Tomlin herself pulled up to my place in her old Rolls Royce to give me a ride. It was just me and Lily driving along Santa Monica Boulevard, and I had the hugest urge to put my hand on her knee but controlled myself because that would be inappropriate, and she would have kicked me to the curb before I got my dinner.

Oh hi, I’m Amber Heard and I’m just a gorgeous human being on the daily. She’s on the cover of Malibu magazine this month and they were gracious enough to release a video of her photoshoot.

And here’s the cover and a shot from the mag:

Melissa Etheridge will be awarded and Joan Osborne will perform at The 2013 Recording Academy Honors on June 25 in NYC.

Hollyoaks has a new lesbian pairing in Esther and Tilly. They just kissed and confessed their love and it was brilliant.

If you are masculine-identified and have something to say about it, you should submit a proposal to the Butch Voices conference. Here’s an idea for your topic: “Butches: Why Are We So Hot?”

Today in Lesbianish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Talking Liberally with Stephanie Miller (Current 9 a.m.), AXS TV Concerts “Brandi Carlile Live From Red Rocks” (AXS TV 1:50 p.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), *Grey’s Anatomy (Lifetime 2 p.m.), *Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 2 p.m.), *Roseanne (MyTV 2:30 p.m.), *Tabatha Takes Over marathon (Bravo 3 p.m.), *Friends (TBS 5 p.m.), The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Sundance 5:45 p.m.), Jane Velez-Mitchell (HLN 7 p.m.), Best in Show (Encore 8 p.m.), The Real Housewives of New Jersey (Bravo 8:49 p.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), *Friday Night Lights (ESPN Classic 9 p.m.), Aileen Wuornos (Bio 9 p.m.), *Disaster DIY (DIY 9:30 p.m.), Tabatha Takes Over (Bravo 10 p.m.), The Kids Are All Right (HBO Signature 10 p.m.), *True Blood (HBO2 10 p.m.), Boys Don’t Cry (HBO Zone 10:30 p.m.), Our Idiot Brother (TMC Xtra 12 a.m.) (Thanks Roni!)

*Denotes a rerun