The first episode of Season 2 of NBC’s Life premiered last night. The dysfunctional cop drama stars Sarah Shahi as cynical recovering addict and general-hot-mess detective Dani Reese, and Damian Lewis as Charlie Crews, her former convict partner with a Zen Buddhist outlook.
In the spirit of Snarker’s post Lesbian Movies in Three Lines or Less, I’ve decided to recap the episode using only three lines of (semi-fake) dialogue. So without further adieu…
Episode 2.1 “Find Your Happy Place”
Captain Tidwell: Find out who’s suffocating people in trunks. Oh, and Dani, you’re hot.
Dani Reese: Sadomasochistic lesbians! “Too Hot” at the office?
Charlie Crews: Everything is connected. It’s all one big smile.
Now it’s your turn — give us your take in three lines or less! The funnier and more random the better.
(And if you missed the episode, you can watch it online here.)