Full Metal Monty: Rose and Rosario are cover girls with a bullet

Remember when I said Rose McGowan needed a sandwich? Uh, well, could also do with some pants. And possibly a shirt. Rose and Grindhouse co-star Rosario Dawson model the latest in National Rifle Association chic on the April cover of Rolling Stone. Not since Rambo have bullets made such a indelible fashion statement.

I still think Rose needs a hearty meal, and there is just something off about her face these days (yes, I know about the "car accident," but more seems to be at work here). Rosario, on the other hand, is making me irrationally jealous of inanimate objects. I'll be her number one with a bullet any day.