Rihanna’s “Rated R” lesbian lyrics and thoughts on Megan Fox

Earlier this week, Rihanna said that she would have a relationship with a girl, causing AfterEllen.com readers to stand in an imaginary line and throw themselves at her nine-inch stilettoed feet.

As if the thought of her dating me a woman wasn’t a tease enough, Rihanna said that if she had the opportunity to act, she’d “love to be an assassin. Either that or a lesbian. Maybe both! Hey, a gay assassin, there’s nothing hotter than that.” Do you think she got the idea from Alicia Keys in Smokin Aces?

Moreover, when asked who would play her girlfriend-in-crime, the 21-year-old replied, “Megan Fox — hands down. She’s yummy. She’s hot.”

I think Rihanna is seriously trying to cause lesbians everywhere to have an aneurysm — brain can’t process. So now that Rihanna would assassinate people for Megan Fox on film, and Megan would strangle a mountain ox for Olivia Wilde, we just have to get Olivia Wilde to admit that she would hit a squirrel with her car for Rihanna, and we have ourselves a nice little lez triangle.

However, this is not to discount the fact that these little comments are probably a cheap ploy to gain street cred — you’re not cool until you’ve divulged your ideal lesbian crush — and to promote her Rated R album. They most definitely probably are, but a girl can have her dreams.

Speaking of R-Rated, peep Rihanna’s Sapphic lyrics for the track “Te Amo” and decide for yourself:

Te amo, te amo
She says to me, I hear the pain in her voice
Then we danced underneath the candelabra she takes the lead
That’s when I saw it in her eyes its over

Then she says te amo then she put her hand around me waist
I told her no
She cries “Te amo”

I told her I’m not gonna run away but let me go
My soul is crying, without asking why
I said te amo, wouldn’t somebody tell me what she said
Don’t it mean I love you
Think it means I love you
Don’t it mean I love you

I especially like the fact that she says “me waist.” But still, the whole predator lesbian thing is a little creepy.

What do you think of Rihanna’s lesbianic comments and lyrics? Is it just a publicity stunt?