We’re Getting Nowhere: “America’s Next Top Model” Episode 9.5

In this week’s edition of ANTM (Episode 9.5) the contestants were faced with some tough obstacles. Ice rinks that were cold! Photo shoots atop really tall buildings! Janet’s incessant list-making and chore assignments!

This week, we discuss:

  • Whether or not sweet, awkward Heather might have begun drinking the Top Model Kool-Aid®
  • How they come up with these crazy ideas (Gargoyles? Come on!) for the ANTM photo shoots
  • Why Jill is sick of herself.

Also, in another special We’re Getting Nowhere bonus feature, we’ll touch base with the three “lost” ANTM contestants, Loquacious, Lorelai, and Natalia. You can enjoy their “private” confessionals in the clip below and find out how hard they rocked their high fashion gargoyle shoots, what they talk about with each other in their spare time, and why trampolines can be dangerous!

See Loquacious, Lorelai, and Natalia’s full Top Model photo portfolios here

In our third and final (we promise!) video this week, we have some exclusive video footage from the Dante’s Cove Season 3 premiere in Los Angeles. Watch as Dara and I (and 100 of Jill’s closest friends) harass our favorite out starlet as she walks the red carpet, signs autographs, and pressures hapless afterparty attendees into drinking copious amounts of “apple juice.”

America’s Next Top Model Video Blog: Episode 9.5

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The 3 “lost” contestants of America’s Next Top Model


We’re Getting Nowhere invades the
Dante’s Cove premiere and afterparty

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