“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.01): Escape from the Dollhouse

Previously on Pretty Little Liars, the Liars got arrested, abducted, and forced to plan a prom in a dungeon. Mona was revealed to be alive, blonde, and rocking an Ali mask. We found out that A is Charles DiLaurentis, Ali’s long lost brother/cousin/twin/Sloth from The Goonies. And despite being five against one, not one little Liar tried to pry the mask off his stupid face.

The Season 6 premiere picks up right where we left off, in Charles’s dollhouse. We meet a new prisoner, a blonde stranger who is dressed like Ali and tallying her days on the wall. Dude, that’s A LOT of tallies.

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The Liars are trapped outside the compound, surrounded by the electric fence. Spencer tells the Liars that she felt something familiar about Charles, but before she can elaborate it starts raining and the Liars are forced to hide under their prom dresses from the elements.

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Days go by, as the Liars are starved and exposed to the elements. Mona assures them that they can live up to three weeks without food (yay?) but dehydration is their bigger problem. The Liars are so thirsty, that Hanna is willing to suck on a pee ice cube, and Emily would lick the sweat off a jock strap. Gross.

Screen Shot 2015-06-02 at 9.21.49 PMStarvation by Annie Liebovitz

Finally, the cellar doors open, and Charles tells them to get the fuck inside. With no other options, the Liars march back into their prison. They try to stick together, but Charles gasses them and takes Mona away. Classic Charles, amiright?

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