“Pretty Little Liars” recap (6.9): The Prom is Dark and Full of Terrors

Sara returns Emily’s broken bike, and Emily asks her to prom. Sara wants to go, but her old school’s prom is on the same night, and she already told whatsherface she’d go. Emily is sad, but promises they’ll do something special another night.

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 8.58.54 PM I was thinking about wearing a tux to prom

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 8.59.01 PMhands on bikes = Lesbian stock image

Turns out that the police (unlike my mom) DO consider marijuana-laced gummies a drug, so Toby is suspended. He has to turn in his water pistol and chocolate badge immediately! Lorenzo is also suspended, and he brushes off Spencer like it’s her fault he couldn’t defend himself against an arcade game. I hope someone chucks a skee-ball directly at his head.

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 8.59.33 PMLorenzo?! He doesn’t even go here!

Over at the Marin house, Emily is trying to calm down Hanna, who keeps calling Caleb. Ashley comes downstairs with the prom necklace her mother gave her, hoping to give it to Hanna. Ashley tells Emily that they deserve to get all dolled up and dance and feel beautiful despite the fact that they’re promming it up in a barn.

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.00.41 PM I’m sorry, but it’s not a barn dance if Paige McCullers isn’t there wearing leather chaps!

Screen Shot 2015-08-04 at 9.00.46 PM Right?!?!